E932 - Tom Schwartz, Summer House, RHOA, The Valley, Karen Read, Mother's Day & Taylor Swift Subpoenaed
episodePreviously titled “E932 - Tom Schwartz, Summer House, RHOA, The Valley, Karen Read, Mother’s Day & Taylor Swift Subpoenaed” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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How did Nick survive Mother's Day?
what's going on everybody welcome back to another episode of the vile files reality recap edition i am your host nick and i have survived mother's day give it up for me he did he did a great job it's a pass or fail uh situation you know what i'm saying like right or or do you or is it like or or is it like a letter grading your mind well No, sometimes it's like, oh, like, the morning was really great, and then, like, it kind of just became a normal day after that, you know, which is, like, on my birthday, on Mother's Day. I guess those are really, like, my holidays, you know? Like, I want from sunup to sundown to be, like, no one stops talking about how great I am, you know? Fair. And Nick did a great job of that.
Very quickly at night, I did ask for three minutes of being inside of each other's skin, and he... allowed three minutes did we set a timer oh and the second it hit 10 12 he was like all right it was 10 09 she's like until 10 12 yeah yeah and it wasn't like a normal snug i like a snug this was it was a smug inside your skin this was a suffocation i had to hold my breath for three were you on a couch we were in bed so it's cozy yeah sierra thank you for picking up the gift oh you did yeah Oh, you didn't know? No. No. I thought that was Cindy who was doing all of that. No, I asked Sierra. You asked Sierra? Yeah. Oh, my God. At this stage of her season life that Cindy's in, I don't know if sending her to Beverly Hills is the move.
What are the updates on the Karen Read case?
Right. And I got a free glass of champagne, so. Did you? You're welcome. Period.
Period. Period. No, I woke up and Nick let me sleep in. To what time? And we love. He let me do that last year.
What time did you sleep in to? Eight. Okay.
Oh, wow.
That's good. That's good.
Really? Eight.
I didn't wake her up.
No, you did bring River in. That's true. I brought River in with a gift. So you did wake me up. You literally woke me up. You brought River in and she went, Mama! And you said, Happy Mother's Day. We have a gift. And you gave me a card and a present. And Rivvy gave me... Correction. It was 8.45. I know this because I looked at the clock and I said, well, River's going to have to go down for her nap soon. And I imagine Mom's going to want to see daughter before she goes down for her first nap. What time does River wake up? 6.15-ish. She has a 6 a.m. She'd wake up and then she goes down for a nap at like 9.30, like an hour and a half. Regimented. It is. So I had this very beautiful card that was written. Who picked out the card? I did. You got that card?
Yeah.
What insights does Tom Schwartz share about Summer House?
Okay. It was just an interesting looking card. There was like an owl on the front. There was a wall of Mother's Day cards, and I was like, there was a wall of Mother's Day cards, and I went eeny, meeny, miny, and I'll take this one. There was a bedazzled owl on the front, and at first I was like, is this even a Mother's Day card? It might have said, like, Happy Groundhog's Day or something. I'm not sure. Well, our daughter was born on Groundhog's Day, so that would have... No, she was. Happy Mother's Day. Yeah, and it was a very beautiful written card. Nick wrote a very sweet message, and River also wrote me a sweet message. It's very hard to get her to write these days, isn't it? Yeah, it is. I don't know if she's left or right-handed. We switched hands.
We don't know it feels more natural yet. I just did it for our moms.
We're like, hold this.
She's like, no.
literally she's like this oh wait she actually wrote it yeah we like hold her hand around the pen and like i thought you're saying nick wrote it because sometimes the parents will switch their hand no okay we like hold the pen in river's hand and try it out that's cute okay it's sweet i wanted to know if nick did a like choreographed dance for you no that's what everybody has to do on mother's day any choreographed dance not one ounce of it but i did get a bottega back And she's here.
And she's here. And she's present. How did you feel when you opened it? Oh, my God. Well, OK, so this is the thing. I have already about two months ago, I secured Nick's Father's Day gift. So Nick knows when Mother's Day is any day of the year. Right. It's same same day each year. And so it's like he could pick out.
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