Deric Poston

Oh my God, that's right. I forgot about Steve Martin for two reasons. One, because Steve Martin was a little different. He was doing stand-up, but it was a lot of songs. He was great, by the way. Like, Let's Get Small is phenomenal. But I think he got to a point where comedy became too easy for him. So he didn't know what was funny anymore because everybody loved him so much.

And he stopped doing stand-up, which is really weird. Wow. Probably didn't have good friends. Yeah. Because if he had good friends, we would have grabbed him like we grabbed Ron White. Remember when Ron White was trying to quit? Yeah. I'm going to retire. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Isn't comedy fun? Yeah. So keep doing fun things.

And he stopped doing stand-up, which is really weird. Wow. Probably didn't have good friends. Yeah. Because if he had good friends, we would have grabbed him like we grabbed Ron White. Remember when Ron White was trying to quit? Yeah. I'm going to retire. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Isn't comedy fun? Yeah. So keep doing fun things.

And he stopped doing stand-up, which is really weird. Wow. Probably didn't have good friends. Yeah. Because if he had good friends, we would have grabbed him like we grabbed Ron White. Remember when Ron White was trying to quit? Yeah. I'm going to retire. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Isn't comedy fun? Yeah. So keep doing fun things.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I can't believe I have to give them this advice. Like, you're Ron White. How are you thinking about, how much fun are you having when you're killing up there? But I think that was the drinking thing too, man. Yeah, he's sober now. Yeah, it was drinking, and it was also he needed a tribe. And he had the tribe a little bit when he was in California.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I can't believe I have to give them this advice. Like, you're Ron White. How are you thinking about, how much fun are you having when you're killing up there? But I think that was the drinking thing too, man. Yeah, he's sober now. Yeah, it was drinking, and it was also he needed a tribe. And he had the tribe a little bit when he was in California.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I can't believe I have to give them this advice. Like, you're Ron White. How are you thinking about, how much fun are you having when you're killing up there? But I think that was the drinking thing too, man. Yeah, he's sober now. Yeah, it was drinking, and it was also he needed a tribe. And he had the tribe a little bit when he was in California.

But he was always on the road a lot, and he just decided that being in the center of the country was better. So he was like patient zero of the Austin Revolution. A lot of people think it was me, but it was really Ron. Because I came here knowing that Ron was here. I was like, at the very least, Ron's here. You know? It's two of us. I'm like, I'm not living like this in California.

But he was always on the road a lot, and he just decided that being in the center of the country was better. So he was like patient zero of the Austin Revolution. A lot of people think it was me, but it was really Ron. Because I came here knowing that Ron was here. I was like, at the very least, Ron's here. You know? It's two of us. I'm like, I'm not living like this in California.

But he was always on the road a lot, and he just decided that being in the center of the country was better. So he was like patient zero of the Austin Revolution. A lot of people think it was me, but it was really Ron. Because I came here knowing that Ron was here. I was like, at the very least, Ron's here. You know? It's two of us. I'm like, I'm not living like this in California.

You're not doing this to me. I know what you're doing. The fucking caged animal in me is like, I'm getting out. This is gonna go sideways. I'm not gonna be a part of this. Fuck you. Okay, at least Ron's there. I was like, my life is gonna be worse than it ever was before. My life is gonna be, all my friends are gone. They're not here. I'm in the middle of the country.

You're not doing this to me. I know what you're doing. The fucking caged animal in me is like, I'm getting out. This is gonna go sideways. I'm not gonna be a part of this. Fuck you. Okay, at least Ron's there. I was like, my life is gonna be worse than it ever was before. My life is gonna be, all my friends are gone. They're not here. I'm in the middle of the country.

You're not doing this to me. I know what you're doing. The fucking caged animal in me is like, I'm getting out. This is gonna go sideways. I'm not gonna be a part of this. Fuck you. Okay, at least Ron's there. I was like, my life is gonna be worse than it ever was before. My life is gonna be, all my friends are gone. They're not here. I'm in the middle of the country.

Maybe I'll see him every now and then. Maybe I'll have to book shows to see them. But at least Ron's here. That's what I decided.

Maybe I'll see him every now and then. Maybe I'll have to book shows to see them. But at least Ron's here. That's what I decided.

Maybe I'll see him every now and then. Maybe I'll have to book shows to see them. But at least Ron's here. That's what I decided.

Yeah, he was patient zero. And now he hangs out every night.

Yeah, he was patient zero. And now he hangs out every night.

Yeah, he was patient zero. And now he hangs out every night.

You literally were like, Ron, why would you do that? Well, I thought everybody was just giving out Rolexes up in this bitch.