Deric Poston

And it's impressive when you see people who can do them. I didn't know I had a deep Boston accent until I was on television for the first time. When I was 19, I won the Bay State Games, and I was on this, like, local TV news thing, and I got a chance to hear myself on TV. I was like, oh, my God, I sound like a fucking idiot. Like, what is this? Like heavy Boston accent.

Yeah, you don't have it as bad. I got rid of it. Yeah. I'm like, that's a dumb ass accent.

Yeah, you don't have it as bad. I got rid of it. Yeah. I'm like, that's a dumb ass accent.

Yeah, you don't have it as bad. I got rid of it. Yeah. I'm like, that's a dumb ass accent.

You get neutral after a while. I think your voice gets neutral.

You get neutral after a while. I think your voice gets neutral.

You get neutral after a while. I think your voice gets neutral.

And now. That kind of shit. That's the opposite of comedy. Right? Because that doesn't hypnotize anybody. Oh, no. When that guy's talking the news like, this is a presentation from NBC News. Yeah. Look at my tie. Look at the pocket square. I'm serious. I'm a serious person. Most of those guys are freaks. That's what I love when those guys get caught. Oh. Oh, yeah.

And now. That kind of shit. That's the opposite of comedy. Right? Because that doesn't hypnotize anybody. Oh, no. When that guy's talking the news like, this is a presentation from NBC News. Yeah. Look at my tie. Look at the pocket square. I'm serious. I'm a serious person. Most of those guys are freaks. That's what I love when those guys get caught. Oh. Oh, yeah.

And now. That kind of shit. That's the opposite of comedy. Right? Because that doesn't hypnotize anybody. Oh, no. When that guy's talking the news like, this is a presentation from NBC News. Yeah. Look at my tie. Look at the pocket square. I'm serious. I'm a serious person. Most of those guys are freaks. That's what I love when those guys get caught. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Those guys are just doing coke and banging hookers.

Those guys are just doing coke and banging hookers.

Those guys are just doing coke and banging hookers.

Punching valets or animals. But on television, I present the news. Meanwhile, they're wearing a cock ring. Fucking freaks. All those people that pretend to be proper, those are the ones you got to keep your eye on.

Punching valets or animals. But on television, I present the news. Meanwhile, they're wearing a cock ring. Fucking freaks. All those people that pretend to be proper, those are the ones you got to keep your eye on.

Punching valets or animals. But on television, I present the news. Meanwhile, they're wearing a cock ring. Fucking freaks. All those people that pretend to be proper, those are the ones you got to keep your eye on.

It's just a job. Bill Cosby was the guy who pushed the most for clean comedy. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Is it, though? Is it, though? Like scolding everybody for their language and their subject matter. He was scold comedians.

It's just a job. Bill Cosby was the guy who pushed the most for clean comedy. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Is it, though? Is it, though? Like scolding everybody for their language and their subject matter. He was scold comedians.

It's just a job. Bill Cosby was the guy who pushed the most for clean comedy. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Is it, though? Is it, though? Like scolding everybody for their language and their subject matter. He was scold comedians.

People laugh. Do you get paid? Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.