Deric Poston
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Well, imagine being a woman and that happens. That's what I was thinking. That's how I felt. That's reality. There's bad people out there. You know, guys grabbing asses in bars and...
beating up boyfriends yeah you gotta be careful you can run into the wrong dudes you know how people are jealous of you know other comic success well that ain't shit compared to like the way ugly dudes are jealous of handsome guys with a good looking girl whoo you know then that guy becomes the enemy look at this fucking pussy Look at this fucking pussy with that girl.
beating up boyfriends yeah you gotta be careful you can run into the wrong dudes you know how people are jealous of you know other comic success well that ain't shit compared to like the way ugly dudes are jealous of handsome guys with a good looking girl whoo you know then that guy becomes the enemy look at this fucking pussy Look at this fucking pussy with that girl.
beating up boyfriends yeah you gotta be careful you can run into the wrong dudes you know how people are jealous of you know other comic success well that ain't shit compared to like the way ugly dudes are jealous of handsome guys with a good looking girl whoo you know then that guy becomes the enemy look at this fucking pussy Look at this fucking pussy with that girl.
Look at her ass, that fucking pussy. And those mutts, they all get together and speak mutt language. Yeah, fuck him. Probably from out of town. Probably from that other piece of dirt where all those pussies live. Where you from, pussy? From that pussy town. Just another town over. Down the road.
Look at her ass, that fucking pussy. And those mutts, they all get together and speak mutt language. Yeah, fuck him. Probably from out of town. Probably from that other piece of dirt where all those pussies live. Where you from, pussy? From that pussy town. Just another town over. Down the road.
Look at her ass, that fucking pussy. And those mutts, they all get together and speak mutt language. Yeah, fuck him. Probably from out of town. Probably from that other piece of dirt where all those pussies live. Where you from, pussy? From that pussy town. Just another town over. Down the road.
Some fucking rival baseball team that beat them when they were in seventh grade and they still haven't let go of it. Yeah, dude, they get pissed. Yeah, there's a lot of idiots in the world, man. They all need mushrooms. They all need mushrooms. Yeah. Mushrooms would make you abandon all that townie shit. You'd be like, what? Oh, my God. This is so silly. Yeah, you realize how big the world is.
Some fucking rival baseball team that beat them when they were in seventh grade and they still haven't let go of it. Yeah, dude, they get pissed. Yeah, there's a lot of idiots in the world, man. They all need mushrooms. They all need mushrooms. Yeah. Mushrooms would make you abandon all that townie shit. You'd be like, what? Oh, my God. This is so silly. Yeah, you realize how big the world is.
Some fucking rival baseball team that beat them when they were in seventh grade and they still haven't let go of it. Yeah, dude, they get pissed. Yeah, there's a lot of idiots in the world, man. They all need mushrooms. They all need mushrooms. Yeah. Mushrooms would make you abandon all that townie shit. You'd be like, what? Oh, my God. This is so silly. Yeah, you realize how big the world is.
Yeah, I picked such a small camp. A town of 2,200 in the middle of Nebraska. Trying to start fights with the people from Des Moines. Yeah. Fucking Iowa faggots. People are so silly. They're so silly. God, how fast would you have kicked that guy into oblivion if he tried to grab your dick like that? Well, you don't want to just escalate right to, like, extreme violence.
Yeah, I picked such a small camp. A town of 2,200 in the middle of Nebraska. Trying to start fights with the people from Des Moines. Yeah. Fucking Iowa faggots. People are so silly. They're so silly. God, how fast would you have kicked that guy into oblivion if he tried to grab your dick like that? Well, you don't want to just escalate right to, like, extreme violence.
Yeah, I picked such a small camp. A town of 2,200 in the middle of Nebraska. Trying to start fights with the people from Des Moines. Yeah. Fucking Iowa faggots. People are so silly. They're so silly. God, how fast would you have kicked that guy into oblivion if he tried to grab your dick like that? Well, you don't want to just escalate right to, like, extreme violence.
I'm here now. You got to be careful, man. People get stabbed. People get shot. People โ you don't โ extreme violence is โ should be reserved for really defending yourself.
I'm here now. You got to be careful, man. People get stabbed. People get shot. People โ you don't โ extreme violence is โ should be reserved for really defending yourself.
I'm here now. You got to be careful, man. People get stabbed. People get shot. People โ you don't โ extreme violence is โ should be reserved for really defending yourself.
You have to defend yourself. You have to know you're actually being attacked.
You have to defend yourself. You have to know you're actually being attacked.
You have to defend yourself. You have to know you're actually being attacked.
You should never exchange violence with someone unless you fucking have to. You shouldn't do it. Avoid it at all. That's why I never had any street fights. Avoid it at all costs. I mean, I had like one in high school. Well, I had two. Two in high school. They were nothing, though. No big deal. But then, once I started competing, I was done with all that.