Deric Poston

Nature is a fucking bloodbath. It's a... It's a bloodbath. Even the grass is screaming. They found out that grass screams now. Plants make noise when you're eating them. They just can't move.

Yeah, that's that dumb argument that I had with Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm like, what are you saying?

Yeah, that's that dumb argument that I had with Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm like, what are you saying?

Yeah, that's that dumb argument that I had with Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm like, what are you saying?

That's interesting in itself. We're so different than everything else here. If you're going to study anything anywhere in the fucking universe, of course you would study human beings. If you're going to study anything, you would go, what is this wild, crazy, territorial primate with nuclear weapons and cell phone addictions? What is this motherfucker up to? And they're soft.

That's interesting in itself. We're so different than everything else here. If you're going to study anything anywhere in the fucking universe, of course you would study human beings. If you're going to study anything, you would go, what is this wild, crazy, territorial primate with nuclear weapons and cell phone addictions? What is this motherfucker up to? And they're soft.

That's interesting in itself. We're so different than everything else here. If you're going to study anything anywhere in the fucking universe, of course you would study human beings. If you're going to study anything, you would go, what is this wild, crazy, territorial primate with nuclear weapons and cell phone addictions? What is this motherfucker up to? And they're soft.

We can easily be killed. Easily. And we're still top dog. And they might have made us. They might have engineered us, son. That's a real, on the table, less than 0% or more than 0% possibility. We might have been genetically engineered. It's a real possibility. It's a real possibility when you look at other primates and us, like, what happened here? What happened here?

We can easily be killed. Easily. And we're still top dog. And they might have made us. They might have engineered us, son. That's a real, on the table, less than 0% or more than 0% possibility. We might have been genetically engineered. It's a real possibility. It's a real possibility when you look at other primates and us, like, what happened here? What happened here?

We can easily be killed. Easily. And we're still top dog. And they might have made us. They might have engineered us, son. That's a real, on the table, less than 0% or more than 0% possibility. We might have been genetically engineered. It's a real possibility. It's a real possibility when you look at other primates and us, like, what happened here? What happened here?

How are our cousins still roaming around barefoot, covered in hair?

How are our cousins still roaming around barefoot, covered in hair?

How are our cousins still roaming around barefoot, covered in hair?

You know? Swinging from trees, eating bananas. And we are, somehow or another, flying rockets with an all-chick crew. And then land it with parachutes. Like, what? Yeah. Why are we so different? And why do we keep seeing UFOs? Like, what the fuck is going on here?

You know? Swinging from trees, eating bananas. And we are, somehow or another, flying rockets with an all-chick crew. And then land it with parachutes. Like, what? Yeah. Why are we so different? And why do we keep seeing UFOs? Like, what the fuck is going on here?

You know? Swinging from trees, eating bananas. And we are, somehow or another, flying rockets with an all-chick crew. And then land it with parachutes. Like, what? Yeah. Why are we so different? And why do we keep seeing UFOs? Like, what the fuck is going on here?

Yeah, we're in charge of those bitch-ass water balloons. They're basically blood balloons, sticks holding it all together. Compared to things that are fucking built like trucks. Yeah, like a rhino. Like how the fuck is a rhino in danger for its stupid horn when our bitch asses are the ones killing the rhino? Yeah, dude. That doesn't make any sense. We're not even eating them.

Yeah, we're in charge of those bitch-ass water balloons. They're basically blood balloons, sticks holding it all together. Compared to things that are fucking built like trucks. Yeah, like a rhino. Like how the fuck is a rhino in danger for its stupid horn when our bitch asses are the ones killing the rhino? Yeah, dude. That doesn't make any sense. We're not even eating them.

Yeah, we're in charge of those bitch-ass water balloons. They're basically blood balloons, sticks holding it all together. Compared to things that are fucking built like trucks. Yeah, like a rhino. Like how the fuck is a rhino in danger for its stupid horn when our bitch asses are the ones killing the rhino? Yeah, dude. That doesn't make any sense. We're not even eating them.

Just killing them and sawing off their fucking horns.