Desi Lydic

Exactly. A journalist's job is to seek the truth. And to stay sharp. And the best way to stay sharp is with Urbacaine. The only herbal supplement made of 100% cocaine. Urbacaine. Mmm, that feels good. Mars One had a story to sell. And like the customers of My Herbal Supplement, most of the media bought it without examining the product.

Maybe that explains Mars One. When you live on a planet where facts no longer matter and the media legitimizes something that was fundamentally empty from the beginning, it's no wonder people want to escape. But fighting for a world where truth counts is a mission I can believe in. Just tell me when we get there.

Maybe that explains Mars One. When you live on a planet where facts no longer matter and the media legitimizes something that was fundamentally empty from the beginning, it's no wonder people want to escape. But fighting for a world where truth counts is a mission I can believe in. Just tell me when we get there.

Florida, God's waiting room. It's home to theme parks, the Everglades, your peepaw, and of course, Florida Man.

Florida, God's waiting room. It's home to theme parks, the Everglades, your peepaw, and of course, Florida Man.

Every week, there's a new headline out of Florida. Wild, shocking, unnecessarily sexual.

Every week, there's a new headline out of Florida. Wild, shocking, unnecessarily sexual.

But have we ever stopped to ask the question, why? Something's happening to men in Florida, and it can't just be a coincidence. As a future Pulitzer-winning journalist, it's my responsibility to uncover the truth, to reveal what lies beneath the swamp, to answer the question, what makes a man Florida Man? Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man.

But have we ever stopped to ask the question, why? Something's happening to men in Florida, and it can't just be a coincidence. As a future Pulitzer-winning journalist, it's my responsibility to uncover the truth, to reveal what lies beneath the swamp, to answer the question, what makes a man Florida Man? Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man. Florida Man.

Florida Man. First thing I did was some heavy back-channeling, mostly on Craigslist and Facebook. I needed to locate some of these real-life Florida men. First up was Robbie. Last July, he ran into a liquor store with a live alligator, for some reason.

Florida Man. First thing I did was some heavy back-channeling, mostly on Craigslist and Facebook. I needed to locate some of these real-life Florida men. First up was Robbie. Last July, he ran into a liquor store with a live alligator, for some reason.

Talk to me about the night that you became Florida man.

Talk to me about the night that you became Florida man.

Not just alcohol, though. There's probably a deep-rooted conspiracy.

Not just alcohol, though. There's probably a deep-rooted conspiracy.

What was it about Florida that made you do what you did?

What was it about Florida that made you do what you did?

The heat makes you do crazy things.

The heat makes you do crazy things.

But isn't there something that all Florida men share? There's something behind it.