Desi Lydic

Like, it looks like someone just threw a bunch of shit at the wall, but now I have to pretend like it's genius and it's gonna cost millions of dollars? Come at me, abstract expressionism hive. You know I'm right. Come on, Trump, just admit that you started a game of chicken and you got too scared to finish it.

Like, it looks like someone just threw a bunch of shit at the wall, but now I have to pretend like it's genius and it's gonna cost millions of dollars? Come at me, abstract expressionism hive. You know I'm right. Come on, Trump, just admit that you started a game of chicken and you got too scared to finish it.

Okay, it's our fault. We got too scared. Sorry, I tend to get a little yippy when my retirement plan starts to look like the elevator from The Shining. Straight down and heavy flow. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be dramatic, but this is the worst tariff day ever. This whole trade war was launched on incoherent arguments.

Okay, it's our fault. We got too scared. Sorry, I tend to get a little yippy when my retirement plan starts to look like the elevator from The Shining. Straight down and heavy flow. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be dramatic, but this is the worst tariff day ever. This whole trade war was launched on incoherent arguments.

You stuck to your guns for incoherent reasons, and now you're pulling back for incoherent reasons. Is there anything you can say that actually makes sense?

You stuck to your guns for incoherent reasons, and now you're pulling back for incoherent reasons. Is there anything you can say that actually makes sense?

Well, you got me there. I do agree with that. Still, though, I just wish that someone could explain what the strategy is going forward with these tariffs. I mean, is there anyone who can tell me?

Well, you got me there. I do agree with that. Still, though, I just wish that someone could explain what the strategy is going forward with these tariffs. I mean, is there anyone who can tell me?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I thought you left in 2011. Oh, oh, no.

I thought you left in 2011. Oh, oh, no.

Oh, okay. I see. Well, I'd ask what you've been up to, but I have the internet. That's fair. So break it down for us. What is Trump's strategy here with these tariffs? Everyone's scared. There's so much uncertainty and there's no, this is no way that you can actually run an economy.

Oh, okay. I see. Well, I'd ask what you've been up to, but I have the internet. That's fair. So break it down for us. What is Trump's strategy here with these tariffs? Everyone's scared. There's so much uncertainty and there's no, this is no way that you can actually run an economy.

OK, I see. And that's when we drop all the tariffs. No, bitch.

OK, I see. And that's when we drop all the tariffs. No, bitch.

Gross, but fine. Then the trade war ends.

Gross, but fine. Then the trade war ends.

Olivia, why? How does any of this make up the trade deficit?

Olivia, why? How does any of this make up the trade deficit?