Desi Lydic
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They're going to make you take the fall for this.
No, no, no, no, no, because I've got the perfect guy to blame.
He's a turtle.
He's perfect.
Oh, my God.
Jordan Klepper, everyone.
When we come back, Michael Kosta will tell you how to get rich, so don't miss it.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
If you want honest and rigorous financial news, then go eat a dick.
But if you want to get rich, then you want Michael Kosta and a special holiday installment of Kosta Doin' Business.
Yo, yo, yo, and ho, ho, ho, players.
Welcome to Costa doing business, a very merry biz mass cash-tacular.
I'm Michael Costa, a.k.a.
Santa Clausta, a.k.a.
Doug Schapovsky of Youngstown, Ohio.
Don't worry about it.
Let's make some fat stacks of stinky cash.
Now, if you're like me, you eat pasta six, seven nights a week.
But thanks to some new tariffs, I'm about to be pinching penes.
That rigatoni be costing tons of money.