Desi Lydic
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I can't believe the lady banging her employee on a plane is the less messy one in their marriage.
You know what?
You live your truth, Brian.
Oh, she can dress up and you can't?
that.
You know what?
If she had an affair, you have a free pass.
You can do whatever you want.
I support you and your beautiful lazy-eyed balloon nipples.
Truly, I have never felt more seen.
You know what they say, sometimes they're sisters, not twins.
Let's move on to a different type of inflation, the one at the gas pump.
Yes, that, sir, is a great idea.
Horses drink much less gasoline.
By the way, this is how much Americans hate Teslas now.
They're just like, how do I stop using so much gas?
Maybe a horse?
It doesn't matter how many horses we buy.
Oil prices won't come down until the Strait of Hormuz is as open as Kristi Noem's marriage.
President Trump, President Trump, it was your stupid war that closed it in the first place.