Desi Lydic

Oh, from your lips to God's ears. Thank you. Thank you for making the world suck a little bit less. Oh, thanks, Desi. Thank you for educating and engaging your viewers and for all of the work that you do. Thank you for being here.

Oh, from your lips to God's ears. Thank you. Thank you for making the world suck a little bit less. Oh, thanks, Desi. Thank you for educating and engaging your viewers and for all of the work that you do. Thank you for being here.

Thank you, Desi. Thank you.

Thank you, Desi. Thank you.

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Everything is tuberculosis. It's available now. John Green. We're going to take a quick...

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I'm Desi Lydon. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Canada takes itself off Zillow. All of America is about to get carded. And Newark Airport is blacking out worse than Pete Hegzith. So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with the big meeting at the White House.

I'm Desi Lydon. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Canada takes itself off Zillow. All of America is about to get carded. And Newark Airport is blacking out worse than Pete Hegzith. So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with the big meeting at the White House.

Donald Trump has been obsessed with making Canada the 51st state ever since he found out Epstein Island was not eligible. Well, today, Canada's new prime minister came to the White House, which gave Donald Trump an opportunity to make his proposal in person. Come on, Donald. Use that Trump charm to put a ring on it.

Donald Trump has been obsessed with making Canada the 51st state ever since he found out Epstein Island was not eligible. Well, today, Canada's new prime minister came to the White House, which gave Donald Trump an opportunity to make his proposal in person. Come on, Donald. Use that Trump charm to put a ring on it.

Aw. It's like watching an episode of Love on the Spectrum. If the spectrum was fascism. Prime Minister Carney, what do you say?

Aw. It's like watching an episode of Love on the Spectrum. If the spectrum was fascism. Prime Minister Carney, what do you say?

I think Donald Trump just got friend-zoned. Canada's like, you have been such an amazing ally, but I really think we just work better as sovereign neighbors. Besides, I already have a girlfriend. You've never met her because she lives up in Canada. Oh, that excuse doesn't work. But this was a clear rejection from Canada. I'm sure Trump will handle this maturely and not like a thirsty little bitch.

I think Donald Trump just got friend-zoned. Canada's like, you have been such an amazing ally, but I really think we just work better as sovereign neighbors. Besides, I already have a girlfriend. You've never met her because she lives up in Canada. Oh, that excuse doesn't work. But this was a clear rejection from Canada. I'm sure Trump will handle this maturely and not like a thirsty little bitch.

Canada is not going to f*** you. Not gonna happen. God, this is why you don't date someone who lives on the same continent as you. Awkward. But let's move on to some travel news. Summer is just around the corner, so it's time to make sure that you have everything you need for vacation.

Canada is not going to f*** you. Not gonna happen. God, this is why you don't date someone who lives on the same continent as you. Awkward. But let's move on to some travel news. Summer is just around the corner, so it's time to make sure that you have everything you need for vacation.

Sunscreen, a good book, a convincing story to make it look like a kayaking accident, and of course, your new ID card.

Sunscreen, a good book, a convincing story to make it look like a kayaking accident, and of course, your new ID card.