Desi Lydic

Oh, that's cute. Some have a gold star. California has a bear. New York has a guy jacking off on the subway. It's not funny. It's our state bird. But aside from that, the real ID is not that different from a regular ID. It just has some enhanced security features that verify your identity as a little goody two-shoes that does whatever the government says. Nerds!

Oh, that's cute. Some have a gold star. California has a bear. New York has a guy jacking off on the subway. It's not funny. It's our state bird. But aside from that, the real ID is not that different from a regular ID. It just has some enhanced security features that verify your identity as a little goody two-shoes that does whatever the government says. Nerds!

Of course the thing is, you have to go to the DMV to get one, and if you're like, oh my god, I gotta get to the DMV, you're not the only one.

Of course the thing is, you have to go to the DMV to get one, and if you're like, oh my god, I gotta get to the DMV, you're not the only one.

Wait, you're telling me that a white lady got so frustrated by poor service that she got out of her enormous car to complain on social media? When has that ever happened before, except all the time, constantly everywhere? That is my entire TikTok feed, just white women complaining and sciatica stretches. Now, keep in mind, these are just the people who know about the deadline.

Wait, you're telling me that a white lady got so frustrated by poor service that she got out of her enormous car to complain on social media? When has that ever happened before, except all the time, constantly everywhere? That is my entire TikTok feed, just white women complaining and sciatica stretches. Now, keep in mind, these are just the people who know about the deadline.

Wait until everybody starts showing up at the airport with no idea that they don't have the right ID. People are going to flip the f*** out. There are going to be Karens filming rants on their phones with other Karens in the background filming rants on their phones. Just an infinite tunnel of Karens. They're going to have to call in the Karen National Guard. Can you blame them?

Wait until everybody starts showing up at the airport with no idea that they don't have the right ID. People are going to flip the f*** out. There are going to be Karens filming rants on their phones with other Karens in the background filming rants on their phones. Just an infinite tunnel of Karens. They're going to have to call in the Karen National Guard. Can you blame them?

I mean, they've hardly had any time to prepare for this.

I mean, they've hardly had any time to prepare for this.

Yeah, just a short 23 years after 9-11. This just shows you how fast we solve problems here in America. Remember when China built a hospital in like a week? I'm not saying I want to live in China, but I would say ni hao to a little more hustle here. You know what? It might be a hassle to get the real ID, but once you get to the airport, your dream vacation can begin.

Yeah, just a short 23 years after 9-11. This just shows you how fast we solve problems here in America. Remember when China built a hospital in like a week? I'm not saying I want to live in China, but I would say ni hao to a little more hustle here. You know what? It might be a hassle to get the real ID, but once you get to the airport, your dream vacation can begin.

To be fair, that is Newark Airport's official slogan. But what's wrong with Newark Airport besides it being Newark Airport?

To be fair, that is Newark Airport's official slogan. But what's wrong with Newark Airport besides it being Newark Airport?

I don't know where you are, that's a terrifying thing to hear. There's not a lot of backup systems. The pilot can't be like, okay, forget radar, let's try something else. Marco! And this incident didn't just affect what happened at the airport. Like a fart in business class, it permeated through the entire sky.

I don't know where you are, that's a terrifying thing to hear. There's not a lot of backup systems. The pilot can't be like, okay, forget radar, let's try something else. Marco! And this incident didn't just affect what happened at the airport. Like a fart in business class, it permeated through the entire sky.

Those planes look like they just walked in on their parents doing it. So it's chaos in Control Tower, it's chaos in the sky, and definitely chaos in the terminal.

Those planes look like they just walked in on their parents doing it. So it's chaos in Control Tower, it's chaos in the sky, and definitely chaos in the terminal.

Unfortunately, the wait time to kill somebody is three hours. And I know they're talking like these people are losing their shit, but they are way more patient than I would be. Waiting eight hours for a bag? I couldn't even wait eight hours for my kid. After five hours, I would be like, he knows our address.

Unfortunately, the wait time to kill somebody is three hours. And I know they're talking like these people are losing their shit, but they are way more patient than I would be. Waiting eight hours for a bag? I couldn't even wait eight hours for my kid. After five hours, I would be like, he knows our address.