Desi Lydic

Last night was game three of the NBA finals.

And I know, I know the Knicks loss was hard on New Yorkers, but let's take the high road, okay?

And acknowledge the MVP who won it for the Spurs.

Game three referee, Mark Davis.

Dude, what the hell was that?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I think it's great that the NBA let someone watch their first game ever right from the court, but you do realize the B in b-ball doesn't stand for blind ball bitch, right?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We're gonna be nice, okay?

In fact, we all chipped in together to get you a gift card to LensCrafters, you blind ball bitch.

Still, this was the first finals game in New York in 27 years.

So all the celebrities came out.

You had Timothee Chalamet, Derek Jeter, DJ Khaled looking at his phone, Ben Stiller, Spike Lee, DJ Khaled still looking at his phone, Jay-Z, Larry David, and DJ Khaled showing Fat Joe something on his phone.

What are you doing, man?

You're courtside at the finals.

Unless you were Googling how to go down on your wife, pay attention.

Also in attendance last night was the only New Yorker who spends more time in court than the Knicks, President Donald Jumpshot Trump.

Oh, you were there too.

Okay.

The city gave him a very New York welcome.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.