Desi Lydic

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't talk about Musk like that. You're not one of his kids. Although, statistically, you might be. Wait, am I? Who cares what Europe thinks with their delicious foods and generous paid parental leave? Sometimes it's your closest friends and neighbors that see the best in you, like our syrup sommeliers in Canada.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't talk about Musk like that. You're not one of his kids. Although, statistically, you might be. Wait, am I? Who cares what Europe thinks with their delicious foods and generous paid parental leave? Sometimes it's your closest friends and neighbors that see the best in you, like our syrup sommeliers in Canada.

Sure, we put an economically crippling tariff on them, but we're still friends, right? Give us some of that friendly respect you're known for.

Sure, we put an economically crippling tariff on them, but we're still friends, right? Give us some of that friendly respect you're known for.

You've even got Canadian morning shows being mean to us? Keep in mind, the rest of that show is just the co-hosts apologizing that the weather isn't nicer. Guys, we even lost Canada. Is there anyone in the world that still respects us?

You've even got Canadian morning shows being mean to us? Keep in mind, the rest of that show is just the co-hosts apologizing that the weather isn't nicer. Guys, we even lost Canada. Is there anyone in the world that still respects us?

That felt like going through It's a Small World, but all those puppet children are telling us to right off. So there you have it. Donald Trump promised we'd be respected like never before. And technically, we have reached never before seen levels of respect. So that's why this week, I'm ranking America's respectedness at stepmom who insists we call her mom, but we're still going to call her Joyce.

That felt like going through It's a Small World, but all those puppet children are telling us to right off. So there you have it. Donald Trump promised we'd be respected like never before. And technically, we have reached never before seen levels of respect. So that's why this week, I'm ranking America's respectedness at stepmom who insists we call her mom, but we're still going to call her Joyce.

Better luck next round, America. Thank you, Desi.

Better luck next round, America. Thank you, Desi.

We've got so much to talk about tonight. Kristi Noem does border cosplay. The tariffs might make you rich. And Trump declares war on water. So let's get into another installment of Trump 2.0 coming for the White House. I'm sorry. I don't know why we keep playing that. We're not gonna show that clip anymore, okay? Let's get into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.

We've got so much to talk about tonight. Kristi Noem does border cosplay. The tariffs might make you rich. And Trump declares war on water. So let's get into another installment of Trump 2.0 coming for the White House. I'm sorry. I don't know why we keep playing that. We're not gonna show that clip anymore, okay? Let's get into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week.

His beautiful economy crashed because some dum-dum came and tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because, again, some absolute moron keeps ramping up a trade war against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does.

His beautiful economy crashed because some dum-dum came and tariffed every country on the planet. He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because, again, some absolute moron keeps ramping up a trade war against China. But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does.

Gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.

Gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.

Wow. What do you even say to that?

Wow. What do you even say to that?

No, stop it. Stop it. Not that. But let's be fair. Serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the White House. They also do photo ops out in the field. Although with Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem, this was less like a photo op and more like a photo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch where you point that thing.

No, stop it. Stop it. Not that. But let's be fair. Serving in Trump's cabinet isn't just photo ops at the White House. They also do photo ops out in the field. Although with Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem, this was less like a photo op and more like a photo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, watch where you point that thing.