Desi Lydic

Did you see who the Christians booked this year as their special guest star? On this Easter Sunday, a familiar face helping to deliver the Sunday sermon. Quarterback Tim Tebow.

Did you see who the Christians booked this year as their special guest star? On this Easter Sunday, a familiar face helping to deliver the Sunday sermon. Quarterback Tim Tebow.

There's an even bigger question here, Jordan, which is how do planes even fly? Like, they have wings, but the wings don't flap. I've never seen a plane take off like this.

There's an even bigger question here, Jordan, which is how do planes even fly? Like, they have wings, but the wings don't flap. I've never seen a plane take off like this.

What? No. I mean, yes, but on weed. I'm not, like, high in a plane. Is that what you meant?

What? No. I mean, yes, but on weed. I'm not, like, high in a plane. Is that what you meant?

But how do they get the Cinnabon in the bun?

But how do they get the Cinnabon in the bun?

Oh, I flew. This does work. We should start our airlines. I didn't tell you about the time.

Oh, I flew. This does work. We should start our airlines. I didn't tell you about the time.

Respect. We all learned how to spell it from that song. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Find out what it means to me. The scale of respect can go from as high as old Kanye to as low as current Kanye. It's a wide spectrum. And during his campaign, Donald Trump promised that America would be climbing the respect charts again.

Respect. We all learned how to spell it from that song. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Find out what it means to me. The scale of respect can go from as high as old Kanye to as low as current Kanye. It's a wide spectrum. And during his campaign, Donald Trump promised that America would be climbing the respect charts again.

Oh, yeah. Remember Trump's garbage era when he wore a garbage costume and drove up in a garbage truck? It was like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, trash. Anyway, he's going to get us respected again. And there's nothing the world respects more than a good old-fashioned trade war. So now that we're a few weeks into it, let's see how that's going over with the rest of the world, starting with China.

Oh, yeah. Remember Trump's garbage era when he wore a garbage costume and drove up in a garbage truck? It was like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, trash. Anyway, he's going to get us respected again. And there's nothing the world respects more than a good old-fashioned trade war. So now that we're a few weeks into it, let's see how that's going over with the rest of the world, starting with China.

Oh, damn. I didn't know China also manufactured catty bitches. Oh, I get it. I get it. Understandably, they're angry at us. But the important thing is that they respect us.

Oh, damn. I didn't know China also manufactured catty bitches. Oh, I get it. I get it. Understandably, they're angry at us. But the important thing is that they respect us.

This is scary. I did not think AI had the power to show Donald Trump doing skilled labor. But, okay, who cares if China doesn't respect us? They're only, like, a quarter of the people on Earth. That's not even half. I'm sure the rest of the world is bowing down to the U.S. What about you, France? Voulez-vous coucher respect moi ce soir?

This is scary. I did not think AI had the power to show Donald Trump doing skilled labor. But, okay, who cares if China doesn't respect us? They're only, like, a quarter of the people on Earth. That's not even half. I'm sure the rest of the world is bowing down to the U.S. What about you, France? Voulez-vous coucher respect moi ce soir?

Hold on, France had a second Statue of Liberty on the side this whole time? That's the most French thing I've ever heard. But fine. Fine, the French are hard to please. What about other more easygoing European nations, like Italy, for example? Maybe they're showing respect to American officials.

Hold on, France had a second Statue of Liberty on the side this whole time? That's the most French thing I've ever heard. But fine. Fine, the French are hard to please. What about other more easygoing European nations, like Italy, for example? Maybe they're showing respect to American officials.