Desi Lydic

No longer the college kid who just wanted to take personal data from dumb f**ks, Zuckerberg assured the public that the new, mature Facebook would be a force for good in the world.

This Mark would be a man of conscience.

Not afraid to exile Donald Trump for spreading lies.

Reborn as a liberal hero, his new friend group would be everyone on earth.

No one would ever be mad at him ever again.

Our new mission is to bring the world closer together.

Instead of everybody's pal, he would now be their science fiction overlord.

For Zuckerberg had become so powerful, the bounds of the physical world could no longer contain him.

There was no doubt in Zuckerberg's mind that the Metaverse would have legs.

Legs.

legs truly the future had arrived three years later meta is announcing the shutdown of metaverse after pouring 80 billion dollars into the project and that's over time for a new update we have been working on glasses for more than 10 years at meta this

There we go.

Uh-oh.

All right.

I don't know what to tell you guys.

You don't have to tell us anything.

These AI glasses sell themselves.

And once again, Zuckerberg's corporate update came with a physical one.

Yeah, a gold chain, crushing breed dogs while wake surfing and jamming with his good and probably well-compensated friend, T-Pain.

Oh, skeet, skeet, guy.