Desi Lydic

It was a win for all of us who like to put things off until the last minute.

I know it looks like I'm not going to do my taxes, but just wait until I've got two seconds left on the clock.

It all just goes to show you never, ever give up on your dreams, unless your dreams are to beat the Knicks in the finals, because that shit ain't happening.

And if the fans were that excited, the guy who actually won the game must have been losing his damn mind.

I mean, I really wanted to be a dancer, but, you know, basketball's cool, too.

But let's move on to our top story because the good vibes just keep on rolling.

Turns out the Iran war is almost over.

With the Strait Wall officially open,

As soon as we sign, which could be soon, very soon, maybe over the weekend, in Europe, I won't be able to be there.

Why are you not going to the ceremony you just invented?

What could you have going on that's more important than ending a war?

It makes sense, okay?

Because peace in the Middle East is one thing, but a UFC fight is obviously more important, you know?

It's like how Franklin Roosevelt missed the end of World War II to be at WrestleMania.

But regardless of whether Donald Trump is there or not, the U.S.

and Iran have reached a deal.

Okay, maybe the war will keep going on for a while.

But listen, don't worry.

Trump is going to win this war.

It's guaranteed.