Desi Lydic

Which is the squirrel?

I am so glad that we have a president who can differentiate between an alligator and a squirrel.

Unlike President Coolidge, God rest his soul.

But Trump's struggling to remember all the animals isn't a surprise.

In fact, maybe that should be the cognitive test.

You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a, what's another good, a squirrel, okay?

Which is the squirrel?

You have a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and a shark.

And they'll say, which one's the lion?

It's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark.

They say, which one is the bear?

A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe, a giraffe, a tiger, a this, a that, a whale, a giraffe, a fish, and a hippopotamus, right?

At this point, I'm not even sure there was even a test.

I feel like there's a good chance the president was just watching Zootopia.

You know what, maybe small business owners aren't the best audience for Donald Trump's animal facts.

Is there an audience that's closer to his intellectual level?

Ah, there we go.

That's more your speed.

Now you can talk about animals until your heart's content.

The power of a nuclear weapon is something I want to talk about.