Desi Lydic

Go, girls!

Let's get right into the headlines.

After some big losses in this year's elections, Donald Trump has decided to focus less on bringing back the Rush Hour franchise and focus more on real kitchen table issues, like affordability.

So last night, he held an affordability-themed rally at where else?

A casino.

A place where people famously leave with more money than they came in with.

This is an important issue that affects all Americans, so President Trump, let's hear your solution.

Dude.

Get over Joe Biden already.

It's like if Mike Tyson was still showing up at Evander Holyfield's house trying to bite his other ear.

And not for nothing, Joe Biden is retired now.

He's allowed to be sleepy.

What's your excuse?

And we will continue to talk to our farmers, continue to understand exactly what this looks like and what is necessary.

The final thing I'll say is...

12 billion.

I didn't fall asleep.

You fell asleep.

How are you falling asleep live on TV in your own cabinet meetings?

You got to at least put on a pair of those glasses with eyeballs on them.