Desi Lydic

But OK, so we got the Biden stuff out of the way.

Then it was time to finally talk affordability.

Okay, that's racist.

White people get scammed, too.

Haven't you seen the Firefest documentary?

Or the Theranos documentary?

Or the Tinder Swindler documentary?

Or the LuLaRoe documentary?

At this point, white people falling for shit could be its own Oscar category.

But I love how Trump is like, black people love me and that's why I came to the blackest area I could think of, the Poconos.

And stop bragging, you only won 13% of black people.

My potato salad pulls higher with black people.

The secret is craisins.

So he got a little off track with Biden and black people, but at least no one was thinking about the Epstein files anymore.

We know.

We all saw the birthday card.

By the way, I was watching this on Fox News last night, and I had the captions on because I'm Gen Z. Don't Google it.

And this is completely real.

The way that it aired, you can actually see that the person doing the closed captions is also confused.

And then, delete, delete, delete.