Desi Lydic

Florence Pugh.

Her titties were out for 10 minutes and he became death, destroyer of all worlds.

So true, so true.

Honestly, if there was ever an event where it was important to stick to the topic at hand, it's the one where you're surrounded by small children.

You understand that, right?

It was a rigged election.

Barack Hussein Obama, have you heard of him?

Open borders, letting anybody come in from the Congo, from countries all over the world.

They came in from prisons and mental institutions.

He can put on weight, like up and down like a yo-yo, and he doesn't take the shot, okay?

We just hit records on the Dow.

I reached 50 in the first year, and then I reached 7,000.

When you have transgender mutilization,

Don't listen to this, kids.

And then all of a sudden, a woman dropped dead with a bullet right there.

Hi, Mom.

Can you pick me up from the White House?

The president is trauma-dumping on me again.

So when Trump's talking to a room full of adults, he sounds like a child.

When he's talking to a room full of children, he sounds like Pennywise.