Desi Lydic

He's not exactly the one you want taking care of your kids.

Although, in this country, we might not have a choice.

I thought I'd easily win the election, which, by the way, I did.

And unfortunately, bad things happened.

It was a rigged election.

You think you can take me in a fight?

They don't like playing games with us.

They don't like it at all.

You'll see that.

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Rising Bad Gargoyles, I'm Ronny Chieng.

And I'm Michael Kosta.

This is Sports War, the show where we are legally not allowed to agree with each other.

That's right.

So if I say the Stanley Cup is the most beautiful trophy in sports... And I say, hell no.

Have you seen the ass on the Heisman Trophy?

I mean, why do you think he's going like this?

He's saying, stay away from my perfect ass.

Okay, let's start things off with the only sport where you get to rest your sweaty balls on your teammate's back.

Say it with me.