Desi Lydic

Oh, a lot of Fetterman fans in the audience.

Okay.

But look, this is tough because Trump wanted the pool to be a symbol of his accomplishments as president.

And now it's just a revolting mess of foul slime.

So, yeah, that seems about right.

When we come back, we catch up on the latest in sports, so don't go away.

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So if I say this is the most exciting Stanley Cup of all time... Then I say you clearly haven't seen my bedazzled Stanley Cup.

You should see your face, Ronnie.

Jelly much?

No, you have a very sad life.

Now, before we get into our first story, I just want to say that even though we're in New York, as professional sports analysts, we must remain neutral above all else.

So let's start things off by saying... Next rule!

Eat a dick!

Eat a dick!

Suck his dick by now.

We've all seen the shot heard around the world, but I bet you haven't heard it in nine different languages.

Oh, God, I am rock hard.