Desi Lydic

Well, how the f*** else am I supposed to pay for this?

Gas prices are through the roof.

And if there's something that went through your roof, McCluskey's Roof and Chimney Service will assess your home on site and give you an estimate same day.

They're shingle and ready to mingle.

Hey, guys, please don't shake the bottle, okay?

I said don't shake the bottle!

I'm sorry, Jordan.

What did you say about your roof and chimney needs?

Sure I can, because I only partner with businesses that I already know and trust, like Takahashi Heavy Industries, the world leader in shipping container chemical lining.

Well, I sure hope to be someday.

They're just that good.

Hey, hey, what did I say about shaking the goddamn bottles?

If that spills on the Takahashi chemical lining, it's your lungs, not mine.

I'm sorry, Jordan.

What were you asking about your chemical lining needs?

Welcome to America in 2026.

If you can think of a better way to take a family vacation than by partnering with a global conglomerate to dump expired chemicals into the Grand Canyon with the help of 11 children, then I'm all ears.

They're not my kids.

I partnered with a Latvian orphanage.

But that check hasn't cleared, so I'm not saying its name on camera.