Desi Lydic

But... I got to tell you, though, I do appreciate the passion.

I mean, it's not something he's just phoning in.

Exorcism over the phone?

The power of Christ compels you.

Wait, sorry, hello?

Are you, wait, are you still there?

Again, this guy is the Republican frontrunner in Colorado.

So, obviously, we've become desensitized to scandal in this Trump era.

Still, we can't lose touch with what's acceptable.

And, hey, there's still time to raise our standards.

But we better do it fast.

Faster than, um... Oh, uh, faster than... Looks like this.

Yeah, that fast.

Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is among the favorites to win the presidency in 2028, according to betting sites.

Oddsmakers are giving Rodgers a 30 to 1 or 3% chance of becoming the next president, meaning if you bet $100, you could win $3,000 if Rodgers is elected.

I couldn't disagree more, Jordan.

In fact, he's inspired me to take my own road trip across America.

There's nothing more American than hitting the open road with your family, driving into a Fanta-colored sunset.

What a Fanta-tastic memory.

Fanta's up, everyone.