Desiree Burch

Yeah, well, thank you so... Yes. Yes. I was just one of the animals that was like, what the hell is this? We don't have enough weird things happening in here. You see, there's a camel. What? No, this is, thank you so much for making me remember this terrible, terrible year. I was just trying to race to the end, but yeah, let's look back because we got to do that.

After enough spiders crawling up my nose, I won't be afraid of spiders anymore. I'll just be complacent with my imminent demise.

It looks so nice. Is it tensile? I guess it would have come in a bag, but like, I didn't know you could just be like, hey, I didn't use my Christmas decorations here, charity shop. Like, that seems like a... I don't know.

Yeah. Or was it when you stopped believing in Santa because everything is destroyed? When you're like, that's it, I've given up on life. Yep.

Is this an elf one?

You haven't lit it on fire yet.

Yes, it works.

Yeah.

Absolutely. It was overwhelming. It was a bit much. Like after you get that much spaff in your eye, you're like, I get the point. Why are we still doing this now? Like this is still happening. Yeah.

I'm happy. It's sparkly in the studio. I might sing later. What are they talking about? I'll ask my older brother.

It was hard to watch a slow-mo train crash. Although this one was a bit better, at least the earlier one, because, you know, we kind of swing the other way. But was there ever any doubt that we weren't going to be complaining about this government in a matter of months?

As most stinky things do. LAUGHTER

She seems like she wakes up every day and like huffs something. And it's like, they got mad at me for tanking the economy. Imagine that.

rude, did he throw a bukkake in there somewhere that I missed in the quote where he said you want to shoot all black women because of, sounds like someone who just wanted to kill black women and needed to find a famous one to point to to be mad at because bleh.

So he's like literally is killing your grandparents so he can hate black women and say they should be shot.

Can I just say, that clip gets talked about all the time about like, oh, and he's just getting rained on and rained out and how embarrassing it is. As an American, we're all like, that's what we expect this country is. It's just a sad little man in a suit talking about boring, depressing things while getting what looks like fraternity hazed with water. And they're like... He's the prime minister.

They can't afford an awning to go over him. Like, what the hell's going on with this country? Like, it's so hard to look at it without being like, yeah, that's kind of what we imagine you all do, just make speeches in the rain on a random street.

Yeah, and if he had any comic acumen, he would have been like, I had to sacrifice having working class friends. It would have been like, actually, we're missing out.

Why did he have to leave a D-Day commemoration to do that? Like he was the prime minister. They couldn't bump it back at all?

Yeah. Does that sound like a bukkake?