Deviant Ollam
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And we're still not getting quite caught, right? We were interacting with some guards. I said, hey, who took the tape off this door? That kind of, you know. But they kept seeing our badges. okay, so finally we said, what do you want us to, we're on a quick three-way call with a customer. What do you want us to do here, man? We're really trying.
And we're still not getting quite caught, right? We were interacting with some guards. I said, hey, who took the tape off this door? That kind of, you know. But they kept seeing our badges. okay, so finally we said, what do you want us to, we're on a quick three-way call with a customer. What do you want us to do here, man? We're really trying.
We're trying to, we're walking up to people saying, hi, I'm not from this department. Can you tell me where to go? And no one asked, why are you in here? And they said, well, you said something once about destructive attacks. You can go destructive. What can you do there? You said, could you like drill a door or something?
We're trying to, we're walking up to people saying, hi, I'm not from this department. Can you tell me where to go? And no one asked, why are you in here? And they said, well, you said something once about destructive attacks. You can go destructive. What can you do there? You said, could you like drill a door or something?
I was like, I mean, yeah, there are plenty of things we show to other types of entry trainings we do for first responders or for military. We say, yeah, I mean, we could drill a cylinder out of the door and then you take the cylinder out and then you can pop the door. I mean, we can do that. It'll be noisy and it'll cause some damage. And they said, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we'll budget it.
I was like, I mean, yeah, there are plenty of things we show to other types of entry trainings we do for first responders or for military. We say, yeah, I mean, we could drill a cylinder out of the door and then you take the cylinder out and then you can pop the door. I mean, we can do that. It'll be noisy and it'll cause some damage. And they said, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we'll budget it.
We'll say, here's how much you're allowed to damage and try to keep it under that amount. And let's try it on a door or two if you want. We'll pay for it. I said, okay. So we got out a giant, you know, I actually went to Home Depot or Lowe's or something, and I bought a big old blue Makita hammer drill with a big handle off the side, and I bought some high-speed steel bits. And there's footage.
We'll say, here's how much you're allowed to damage and try to keep it under that amount. And let's try it on a door or two if you want. We'll pay for it. I said, okay. So we got out a giant, you know, I actually went to Home Depot or Lowe's or something, and I bought a big old blue Makita hammer drill with a big handle off the side, and I bought some high-speed steel bits. And there's footage.
There's actually footage that Robert shot with his cell phone of he and I in our high-vis just carving away at this lock in this door. And our point of contact was really trying to give his people a win. He's in the sock, and he's watching. And he's watching. He's looking at his people, and he's watching. He said, hey, Chris, can you pull up monitor 17? Can we center stage that?
There's actually footage that Robert shot with his cell phone of he and I in our high-vis just carving away at this lock in this door. And our point of contact was really trying to give his people a win. He's in the sock, and he's watching. And he's watching. He's looking at his people, and he's watching. He said, hey, Chris, can you pull up monitor 17? Can we center stage that?
And this big scream. He's like, what's going on outside building six? Do we have Sheridan here? Did you see a work order? Are we servicing doors or something on building six today? I thought that building was already stood up. And you hear, you know, like rustling of papers and people are like, I thought they had so much work going on from so many contractors.
And this big scream. He's like, what's going on outside building six? Do we have Sheridan here? Did you see a work order? Are we servicing doors or something on building six today? I thought that building was already stood up. And you hear, you know, like rustling of papers and people are like, I thought they had so much work going on from so many contractors.
They were growing so much at this site that someone's like, I swear I saw something about that on the pass-off notes. I think we're doing doors. I think we're doing doors today. And he's like, okay. And he kind of stepped back and messaged us and said, no, man, they're looking at you on camera. And you look the part. What are you going to do?
They were growing so much at this site that someone's like, I swear I saw something about that on the pass-off notes. I think we're doing doors. I think we're doing doors today. And he's like, okay. And he kind of stepped back and messaged us and said, no, man, they're looking at you on camera. And you look the part. What are you going to do?
So, yeah, I just kind of dropped the drill where it was. The door set off an alarm. And I just left the alarm going. I just walked through. But we were trying everything. We were just setting off like a chain of alarms. until guards eventually came to us and they said, hey, you know, fella, you know, stop what you're doing for a second.
So, yeah, I just kind of dropped the drill where it was. The door set off an alarm. And I just left the alarm going. I just walked through. But we were trying everything. We were just setting off like a chain of alarms. until guards eventually came to us and they said, hey, you know, fella, you know, stop what you're doing for a second.
I was trying to underdoor tool a door and not hiding it at all. Just Robert and I stand up and they say, so what are you guys doing here? And they're like, were you working on the side of Building 6? I'm like, yeah, yeah. There was like an alarm. That was really loud. Like, yeah. So what are you doing? What are you doing here, guys?
I was trying to underdoor tool a door and not hiding it at all. Just Robert and I stand up and they say, so what are you guys doing here? And they're like, were you working on the side of Building 6? I'm like, yeah, yeah. There was like an alarm. That was really loud. Like, yeah. So what are you doing? What are you doing here, guys?
And Robert, again, like back pocket, kind of hand on the letter, thinking this has got to be, our ticket is up. And I just hail married. I said, what does it look like we're doing? And that broke the guard's brain. He went, well... It looks like you're working on door, it looks like you're trying to get open this door here. but you have badges. And Robert's hand just kind of comes off the letter.
And Robert, again, like back pocket, kind of hand on the letter, thinking this has got to be, our ticket is up. And I just hail married. I said, what does it look like we're doing? And that broke the guard's brain. He went, well... It looks like you're working on door, it looks like you're trying to get open this door here. but you have badges. And Robert's hand just kind of comes off the letter.