Deviant Ollam

Let's see where this, and the guy's like, yeah, I mean, you work here. You're obviously on the contract team, but you have a radio, because Robert had stolen a radio from a truck. He's like, you know you can just call for remote unlock. You don't have to have us come all the way out here and bother with it. We came all the way from the other side of the thing.

Let's see where this, and the guy's like, yeah, I mean, you work here. You're obviously on the contract team, but you have a radio, because Robert had stolen a radio from a truck. He's like, you know you can just call for remote unlock. You don't have to have us come all the way out here and bother with it. We came all the way from the other side of the thing.

So he's like, yeah, no, it's the Sheridan guys. I'm here. Yeah, yeah, warehouse. Yeah, can you open the east side warehouse? He's like... The door goes green. He opens the door. He's like, yeah, see, I mean, you can just do that, man. You must be, you know, don't worry about it. But like next time, just call, man. We didn't know what was going on with all these alarms. I said, oh, thank you.

So he's like, yeah, no, it's the Sheridan guys. I'm here. Yeah, yeah, warehouse. Yeah, can you open the east side warehouse? He's like... The door goes green. He opens the door. He's like, yeah, see, I mean, you can just do that, man. You must be, you know, don't worry about it. But like next time, just call, man. We didn't know what was going on with all these alarms. I said, oh, thank you.

Yeah, the story continues to get crazier and crazier. I eventually took a bike, because they had corporate, they had a couple of people who biked into the corporate office. I took someone's bike and just biked it around the parking lot, hoping that someone would report a stolen bike. I took a golf cart and started driving that around.

Yeah, the story continues to get crazier and crazier. I eventually took a bike, because they had corporate, they had a couple of people who biked into the corporate office. I took someone's bike and just biked it around the parking lot, hoping that someone would report a stolen bike. I took a golf cart and started driving that around.

And they eventually, because again, we had radios, someone's like, okay, Deve, they're finally onto you. You're going to have some attention soon. And I saw these white pickups with guards start trying to find me in parking lots. They thought I was like a mental case. They were like, is that the same guy? No, he's not wearing the high-vis anymore. Who is that guy?

And they eventually, because again, we had radios, someone's like, okay, Deve, they're finally onto you. You're going to have some attention soon. And I saw these white pickups with guards start trying to find me in parking lots. They thought I was like a mental case. They were like, is that the same guy? No, he's not wearing the high-vis anymore. Who is that guy?

And I was just – I was rolling around. And there's like, yeah, yeah, crazy guys on a bike. No, no, no, no, wait. Crazy guys in one of our carts. But it distracted them so badly that I had – it was like – It was like an OJ Simpson pursuit. I was pursued by these flashing light vehicles that couldn't, what are they going to do? Knock me off a bike? Try to ram into a golf cart?

And I was just – I was rolling around. And there's like, yeah, yeah, crazy guys on a bike. No, no, no, no, wait. Crazy guys in one of our carts. But it distracted them so badly that I had – it was like – It was like an OJ Simpson pursuit. I was pursued by these flashing light vehicles that couldn't, what are they going to do? Knock me off a bike? Try to ram into a golf cart?

You can't cause injury. So a bike can go places that trucks can't. I would just cut through bushes or cut in between buildings, and then they would have to like spin around and go driving around the other side. And while I was doing that, the other teams knocked down every target again and again and again. And they took pictures, you know, standing in all the sensitive rooms.

You can't cause injury. So a bike can go places that trucks can't. I would just cut through bushes or cut in between buildings, and then they would have to like spin around and go driving around the other side. And while I was doing that, the other teams knocked down every target again and again and again. And they took pictures, you know, standing in all the sensitive rooms.

because everyone's eyes was suddenly on crazy guy. Yeah, at this point, nobody cared about trying to mask door sensors. It was so many alarms that it eventually was a supervisor who was off site that day. It was his day off. And his phone, his work phone was like lighting up with a light. And he went, door 21, door 17, door 17 again, door 17 again, door 55, roll up door 76.

because everyone's eyes was suddenly on crazy guy. Yeah, at this point, nobody cared about trying to mask door sensors. It was so many alarms that it eventually was a supervisor who was off site that day. It was his day off. And his phone, his work phone was like lighting up with a light. And he went, door 21, door 17, door 17 again, door 17 again, door 55, roll up door 76.

He's like, what is going on? And he tried to call. No one would answer. He drove in. He lived, you know, a town over. He drove in, kind of burst through the doors of the security side. He said, what is going the F on? And he's got a bunch of guys looking at this. This crazy guy is on a bike, sir. He's like, I don't give a damn about that guy. Is he at a parking lot? What's all this?

He's like, what is going on? And he tried to call. No one would answer. He drove in. He lived, you know, a town over. He drove in, kind of burst through the doors of the security side. He said, what is going the F on? And he's got a bunch of guys looking at this. This crazy guy is on a bike, sir. He's like, I don't give a damn about that guy. Is he at a parking lot? What's all this?

And he's looking at all the alerts. And they go, oh, really? Something going on? He's like, look at your screens. There's all these red entries in Linnell Access. There's all these failed events. There's all these door entry events. So we heard squawks on the radio start going out that said... Mobile 6, you watch Bike Guy. Everyone else, return to your guard tours. Cancel all superfluous business.

And he's looking at all the alerts. And they go, oh, really? Something going on? He's like, look at your screens. There's all these red entries in Linnell Access. There's all these failed events. There's all these door entry events. So we heard squawks on the radio start going out that said... Mobile 6, you watch Bike Guy. Everyone else, return to your guard tours. Cancel all superfluous business.

Challenge all unknown parties. Figure out what, there's more afoot here. Some guy even said Bike Guy may be a distraction. And that's what it took. That's what it took to finally get them to start challenging our teams. And that was, at the end, I just kind of got off the bike at one point and now these, like, all these trucks pull up and they all jump out and like, what are they going to do?

Challenge all unknown parties. Figure out what, there's more afoot here. Some guy even said Bike Guy may be a distraction. And that's what it took. That's what it took to finally get them to start challenging our teams. And that was, at the end, I just kind of got off the bike at one point and now these, like, all these trucks pull up and they all jump out and like, what are they going to do?