Deviant Ollam

I said, I'll just stay in the elevator. There was even a little locked panel that I popped open. And I said, there's even a little power plug in here. I can plug my phone in. I'm just going to hang out. I could just scroll Twitter, read posts on the internet. I said, you go to the hotel, get what you got to get. Message me when you're on your way back. I'll let you in.

I said, I'll just stay in the elevator. There was even a little locked panel that I popped open. And I said, there's even a little power plug in here. I can plug my phone in. I'm just going to hang out. I could just scroll Twitter, read posts on the internet. I said, you go to the hotel, get what you got to get. Message me when you're on your way back. I'll let you in.

I thought this would be half an hour of me just getting paid for free. It turned into hours. And I was like, I was messaging him like, hey, man, did you get to the hotel? Did you go to the wrong hotel? What is happening? Are you, did you fall into a bathroom? Do you have some bowel distress? And so I'm thinking, what is going, finally, I got an answer. where he's like, yeah, it's not going well.

I thought this would be half an hour of me just getting paid for free. It turned into hours. And I was like, I was messaging him like, hey, man, did you get to the hotel? Did you go to the wrong hotel? What is happening? Are you, did you fall into a bathroom? Do you have some bowel distress? And so I'm thinking, what is going, finally, I got an answer. where he's like, yeah, it's not going well.

And I said, what's not going well? And he's like, I'll tell you when I get there. He was found a little frustrated. I said, hey, I'm getting paid by your company either way. I'm on the clock. Back to Twitter.

And I said, what's not going well? And he's like, I'll tell you when I get there. He was found a little frustrated. I said, hey, I'm getting paid by your company either way. I'm on the clock. Back to Twitter.

Then, suddenly, I hear this really, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This pounding noise sounded like it was on the hoistway doors, just someone banging on the doors of the elevator. And I went, holy crap. Do they know I'm in here? Have they spotted me? And I'm looking, maybe there is a hidden camera. What's going on? And I said, no, calm down, calm down.

Then, suddenly, I hear this really, you know, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This pounding noise sounded like it was on the hoistway doors, just someone banging on the doors of the elevator. And I went, holy crap. Do they know I'm in here? Have they spotted me? And I'm looking, maybe there is a hidden camera. What's going on? And I said, no, calm down, calm down.

It's like if you're camping, everything sounds loud in the woods. A deer could walk through your camp at night and you think it's a bear. But I said, no, all right. I look at my phone. All right, it's like after five at this point. This has got to be the cleaners. They must be, I don't know, getting fingerprints off of the Hoistway door chrome or something. I don't know.

It's like if you're camping, everything sounds loud in the woods. A deer could walk through your camp at night and you think it's a bear. But I said, no, all right. I look at my phone. All right, it's like after five at this point. This has got to be the cleaners. They must be, I don't know, getting fingerprints off of the Hoistway door chrome or something. I don't know.

But I just said, no, it's fine. And I stayed in there a little longer. I really wanted to start to use the bathroom. Thank goodness my buddy's like, all right, I'm coming back to the hotel. I'll be there in a minute. Okay, elevator back to automatic. go back to the lobby, open the doors. And I said, I'm right near the vestibule. I'm going to head toward it.

But I just said, no, it's fine. And I stayed in there a little longer. I really wanted to start to use the bathroom. Thank goodness my buddy's like, all right, I'm coming back to the hotel. I'll be there in a minute. Okay, elevator back to automatic. go back to the lobby, open the doors. And I said, I'm right near the vestibule. I'm going to head toward it.

But just, I don't know what made me turn and look as the elevator was shutting itself automatically. I noticed that there was...

But just, I don't know what made me turn and look as the elevator was shutting itself automatically. I noticed that there was...

literally a notice that somebody had taped on the doors because I had been sort of in between two floors I've been a little bit off platform but I could hear I was right near the lobby level they were in fact hitting that door but they were it was a security guard taping a notice that said this elevator out of service yes we're aware of it we're looking into it please use you know elevators on north bank of the building and I went oh man somebody noticed I was in there just thank goodness they didn't think I was there I let my friend in

literally a notice that somebody had taped on the doors because I had been sort of in between two floors I've been a little bit off platform but I could hear I was right near the lobby level they were in fact hitting that door but they were it was a security guard taping a notice that said this elevator out of service yes we're aware of it we're looking into it please use you know elevators on north bank of the building and I went oh man somebody noticed I was in there just thank goodness they didn't think I was there I let my friend in

He's in the building now. Thank goodness we didn't have to fight with the long straw. All right, back to the conference room, back to the conference room. Okay. And we barely got six or seven steps down the hall when around the corner, we see a guard. Because now we're the only ones, now it is a little weird. At this point, yeah, what are you doing? It's after five, this place is dead.

He's in the building now. Thank goodness we didn't have to fight with the long straw. All right, back to the conference room, back to the conference room. Okay. And we barely got six or seven steps down the hall when around the corner, we see a guard. Because now we're the only ones, now it is a little weird. At this point, yeah, what are you doing? It's after five, this place is dead.

And the guards look at him, look at me, and my friend is like, oh, what's going to happen here? The guard immediately saw that I had, because I was in the elevator for so long, I had put a little badge on that just said Otis. You know, I have a variety of little badges in my kit. And he went, looked at me, looked at my Otis badge, and he went, oh, you guys got here fast.

And the guards look at him, look at me, and my friend is like, oh, what's going to happen here? The guard immediately saw that I had, because I was in the elevator for so long, I had put a little badge on that just said Otis. You know, I have a variety of little badges in my kit. And he went, looked at me, looked at my Otis badge, and he went, oh, you guys got here fast.