D.L. Hughley
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Podcast Appearances
Matter of fact, if you got a period, I ain't fucking with you.
Period.
God damn it.
I like stretch marks and hot flashes.
That's my shit.
That's like the new song to me.
Ooh, daddy, I'm hot.
Me too, bitch, me too.
Go grab one of them ashwagandhas and we gonna lay down.
What if I get pregnant?
Well, that baby will be in the Bible, huh?
Come on, Deuteronomy.
Let's go see Ecclesiastes, see what he up to.
It's also a bad time to be a CEO from a healthcare company.
They murdered one here in the middle of the street.
Nobody gave a fuck.
They asked the only witness, what did you see?
He said, justice, motherfucker.
That's all.
If you gonna fuck with people's deductibles, you better learn how to deduct, because karma is a preexisting condition, too.