D.L. Hughley
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
If you do shoot a CEO, which I do not advise, do not take your ass to McDonald's.
This nigga snitch.
Go to Popeye's.
Everybody in Popeye's fighting the case.
Have you seen the sunset?
Bitch, you want a two-piece or not?
I ain't got time for this shit.
I'm here on the work release program.
I'm so glad that corona's over.
Remember a couple years ago when outside was closed?
You heard that shit on the news.
They done fucked around and closed outside.
White people, y'all some bad motherfuckers.
You can't go outside.
Why?
It's closed.
I gotta call you back.
They done closed outside.
I remember during the quarantine, churches was closed, but liquor stores was open.
You can Zoom Jesus, but not Jack Daniels.