D.L. Hughley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The Lord's a shepherd, but he ain't a bartender.
I know that shit.
You gonna make us stay home with our kids.
We got to get fucked up.
And parents are ready for kids to go back to school now.
We don't give a fuck if they got the vaccination or not.
We didn't have none of these little bastards.
I didn't get the shot.
Well, take your chances.
Let's see.
We don't know.
There is no way in hell our parents would let us stay home for an entire year.
I don't give a fuck what the circumstances were.
But mama, it's a pandemic.
Well, put on two T-shirts.
You getting the fuck out of this house.
Talking loud to my kids, you gonna make my cake fall.
Black people think everything gonna make their cake fall.
Don't you slam that door like this cake gonna fall.
Put it in the deep freezer.