DMadness
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
No, I just wanted to say, because like, you know, when you get a crap nickname like booger face or like numpty or something horrible like that.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Not as bad as my little brother, he called him Adolf.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Well, I was just going to say my brother's name was Bendy Dick after that.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I lived in Colorado Springs for like eight years, and then I moved here like seven months ago.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
So like almost nine years I've been in America, if I do the math right, yeah.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I used to be a valet at W Hotel, but now I wait tables.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
They were going to call me Fatback at first.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And then because I like jelly donuts, and my mama didn't know the difference between a jelly donut and a goddamn jelly roll, that she called me Jelly Roll.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
That was it, because I ate bacon sandwiches.