Dom Roberts

Like literally TurboTax lobbies heavy as fuck, hard as fuck.

So they lobby for taxes to be as confusing as they are so that we have to use things like TurboTax and accountants and like all those things.

Oh, and pay more.

And pay more.

Shout out accountants and like what y'all do, but like people like fucking TurboTax lobbying for that shit is like ghetto as shit.

So y'all won't be seeing me do a TurboTax ad, but I might have to pop it in a handstand for the IRS.

So whatever.

And like shout out my fucking dog, Joey, motherfucking G. That is my thing.

No, and actually shout out because.

No, literally.

Like the whole G family.

Let's shout out Macy and Joey.

But like Macy is one of my best friends and she's an amazing content creator.

Go check out her page, Macy Gray.

Her name's so cool.

It's literally Macy Gray.

Anyways, with that being said, Macy is married to Joey, who's an accountant, and he's, like, my nig.

Like, deadass my nig.

Like, that guy has gathered me in a way that, like, the only reason why I'm not sitting in federal jail with, like, Elizabeth Holmes and, like, literally keying with her and the chickens and, like, which, mind you, she has a garden.

So how bad is federal jail?