Dominic

So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is renting a VM inside a network by someone claiming to be anonymous? Ha ha ha ha ha. What could go wrong? Also, you know, I know November 5th is a long way away, but, you know, pre-celebrations.

So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is renting a VM inside a network by someone claiming to be anonymous? Ha ha ha ha ha. What could go wrong? Also, you know, I know November 5th is a long way away, but, you know, pre-celebrations.

That is not a bad idea.

That is not a bad idea.

I don't love being tied to these ecosystems either.

I don't love being tied to these ecosystems either.

No notes, correct.

No notes, correct.

That sounds like something you see on NCIS, wherever the hell HP is. We activate the cyber protocols, agent. What does that mean?

That sounds like something you see on NCIS, wherever the hell HP is. We activate the cyber protocols, agent. What does that mean?

Oh, there probably is. There's like NCIS Bumblefuck Alabama. I mean, come on.

Oh, there probably is. There's like NCIS Bumblefuck Alabama. I mean, come on.

I guess HP Enterprise has some valuable stuff. Yeah. Notice nobody's hacking regular HP.

I guess HP Enterprise has some valuable stuff. Yeah. Notice nobody's hacking regular HP.

Yeah. Actually, there's probably a bunch of government stuff that runs in HP.

Yeah. Actually, there's probably a bunch of government stuff that runs in HP.

Yeah. Although, if you hack regular HP... You hack in. I'm not condoning felonies here, but this is more of a public service. You delete the repo for their launcher and somehow send an update to all the other launchers that deletes them. And you will have done every fool who went to a best buying got tricked into buying an HP laptop a wonderful service by giving them a gig of their RAM back.

Yeah. Although, if you hack regular HP... You hack in. I'm not condoning felonies here, but this is more of a public service. You delete the repo for their launcher and somehow send an update to all the other launchers that deletes them. And you will have done every fool who went to a best buying got tricked into buying an HP laptop a wonderful service by giving them a gig of their RAM back.

Or NCIS Cyber, based out of Bumblef***, Arizona. I'm sorry, Alabama? Is that what I said the first time? Alabama? Yeah, I think. Yeah, that's better.

Or NCIS Cyber, based out of Bumblef***, Arizona. I'm sorry, Alabama? Is that what I said the first time? Alabama? Yeah, I think. Yeah, that's better.