Chapter 1: What special tribute do the hosts pay to their share house?
All right, just before we start. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you have the time of your life. Wow. Holy shit. Who threw that? Me. That was you, I heard it. You had to get a little bit of a twang to it. Alrighty, this is a bit of a special episode. It's also... A sad episode. A bit of a somber episode.
We have our two housemates in the studio with us, Dom and Grant. G'day, boys. Hello, hello.
This is... Well, let's explain who Dom and Grant are. Especially Grant. Grant has... Dom's been in the studio a lot. Mmm.
Actually, in the car on the way up, Grant said he's never been on a single segment.
No, but you definitely have phoned up.
On the phone.
And we spoke to you on it and about you a lot.
I know if I'm getting a call at like 1pm, what's going on?
What's going on with it?
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Chapter 2: How do the boys express their emotions during the eulogy?
Which is like soon.
So I think that's like the bigā¦ The pain for something that we're not really getting the use out of. Butā¦ Like once we like get rid of it, the dream, like that's it. That's it. And once you move out of a share house, you never really go back.
Yeah. One never sees again.
You know, you don't really go back from living with your girlfriend. Well, you hope not. Unless something really terrible happens. You really don't really want to be going back to a share house. But it is, it's like saying goodbye to this period of life. That's the thing. And this is, for me, I remember watching a Friends documentary where they do like a reunion.
And the creator of the show said, what's Friends about? And it's like, it's the period in life where your friends become your family. And I was like, that isā¦ Look at the goosebumps. And I was like crying when I heard that. But that was literally what it was for us. It's this time whereā¦
Literally, all your friends are the ones that you lean on and help you out and they become your family and your support network. And it does feel like we're kind of like going into a new phase of life where we have to make our own family. I don't know.
It's actually crazy.
I hate change like deep down. I know. And you know what? When you do move out, you can't go, well, I'm thinking aboutā¦
in a year like you can't just go I'm thinking about moving back in with the boys it just doesn't work like that it's like because we've had it forever you can still get away with it and we still have a safe place to go back to and just play just have fun and just feel at ease it literally feels like you're on a holiday you know how many times where you get to go home and say goodbye to your mates and then wake up
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Chapter 3: What memories do the hosts share about their time in the house?
Where I came a boy and left a man. Who would have known that four walls could contain not only my brothers but years of laughter, tears, excitement, heartbreak and memories. Felt like only yesterday we got the keys to the home and stumbled through its halls beaming like children on Christmas morning. And now we're leaving with tears in our eyes but memories in our hearts.
I would like to now take a trip down memory lane to revisit the best times. Sometimes the best times were just in the simple things. Waking up on a crystal clear Saturday morning with the waves crashing in the distance, hearing my brothers start to wake and remembering that I'm about to spend the whole day with my brothers.
Coming upstairs to music playing as we dance around the kitchen, watching the sun go down on the balcony with a beer in hand, steaks are on the barbecue and Aji's about to rock up with 15 green bags and four half avocados for the family to cook up. That hit home.
Oh, shit.
The endless nights we would sit by the TV and celebrate each other's wins with our TV shows and YouTube videos. The two benders we had with one resulting in Grant cracking the shits and yelling at us. The excitement with everyone getting ready as we're about to head off on a weekend snow trip.
The chaotic state of the house with costumes scattered everywhere as we're frantically trying to film a skit. Hungover movie days, laying in the lounge just ordering JJ's. Family Christmas, laughter in the air with all our best friends. Riding our e-bikes down to Fish Vibes with the wind in our hair after a day at the beach. Getting ready with the whole gang before my 30th.
And most importantly, coming home and seeing the smiling faces of your best mates, especially after being away. This house will always be a part of me. Although we now move on and become men, I'm thankful that I have it tattooed on my arm as a part of me will always be living on the avenue.
Oh, my God. That's not it. You're right, brother. Dude, that was from the heart. That was really well said and well written. So I can't even speak right now.
Dude, that made me feel some deep shit. Fuck, dude.
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Chapter 4: What challenges did the boys face while living together?
Let's keep going. So Grant, you didn't even write a eulogy. Is that right? You actually had this written in your diary a couple of days ago. You should have told me till yesterday.
I know.
But this is actually so beautiful. This is real. This is real. This is a real diary entry from like what... Tell us the backstory.
You started... Grant's walked in here with an actual analog book. We're reading off our phones. He's got his actual diary here.
This is about two years worth of entries. Shut up. I do it like once every two months when I'm like upset. So this must really have felt something for you. I was like, were you crying?
I was tears. It's alright. It's alright. Yeah, it was tears. She's crying.
And then I was like, to get to sleep, I should get it off my chest. And I didn't know how toā¦ It kind of like ended up being like a poem or something.
Wow. So this is so personal. Like he didn't think anyone was going to read this. So this is like you're really stepping into a soft and like a vulnerable place. Run the track.
Here's to the avenue. Here's to all the sunsets together. To all the dancers down the street. To all the skee-bowls. Skee-bowl. Skee-bowl. Skee-bowl. To every barbecue we've had. Here's to the beach days. To every degrading dress up. To our safe place to relax. Here's to all the singing. To all the shit talking. To all the weekends we've just surfed, beers and golf.
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Chapter 5: How did living in the share house shape their friendships?
You made the ordinary days feel like good ones without even trying.
Oh, preach.
Jack. Our very own Kramer. Couldn't sit still for more than 10 seconds. Why the fuck are we watching TV? We're all losers. Let's do something. I'm so bored. How are you guys not bored? But somehow, between all the restlessness, you brought calm. Always the one to open up, give advice, and push everyone to go after what they actually wanted in life.
A good reason why we're all here where we are today.
the best memories wasn't the big nights it was the kitchen late every night laughing helping someone through a breakup or talking shit and solving nothing at all because no one remembers perfect they remember how it felt and this street felt like everything I only miss the house for how it looked I'll miss it for the mornings waking up to the alarm clock of you idiots laughing it's weird to say goodbye to something that never spoke but somehow said everything
So here's to the house for the madness, the memories, the friendship, and for being the backdrop of a time of life we'll never quite get again. You weren't just a house. You were a chapter and somehow one of the best ones.
Oh, my God, dude. Holy fuck. That was straight to my heart.
That shit hit different. I'm not joking. I was that close.
Should we just take a minute?
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Chapter 6: What humorous stories do they recount about their experiences?
Take a bit of a burn everywhere. What time is it, guys? It's time for the DMs.
That's the best I've ever heard Grant sing in my whole life. I know. What just happened? What did you do there? I don't know. I just went for it. I just felt it. Oh, Jesus. Wowee. Okay, we've got some questions here from people about our house hold. That, I guess, have been built up over time. What's something you did in the house that you're hoping no one ever finds out about? Oh, Dom.
Yeah, Dom.
I think for me, it was like all the colonics I used to do. Or like the enemas.
Oh, yeah.
Remember once, so Falcon went through this phase of putting a thing up his bum and like lying... It's for medical.
It's for like... Yeah. You did it way too often that day.
That was a pleasure to buy.
Once a day sort of thing. I used to go, so I had... You guys have seen the photos. I had parasites like that come out of me after it. So I did these things called coffee enemas. It's graphic, but you put somethingā¦ Coffee. Yeah, coffee up your anus into your gut and let it sit there and then you poo out all these parasites and shit. And that's graphic as fuzz, butā¦
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Chapter 7: How do the boys reflect on their growth since moving out?
I think I probably have.
But we all had the same toothbrush for a bit, so it's hard to picture. But you don't just know yours. Can I just say, I keep my toothbrush in my top drawer in my bedroom now. I noticed that.
Sometimes I can't find anything to brush my teeth in.
I lose it at Eve when she leaves it in the bathroom because I know that it's like... It's any man's business.
If the power went out for a week or a disaster struck, who's becoming the group leader? It would have been Liam. Yeah, but probably Dom. Do you agree with me? Actually, no, I'd be green.
Air Force cadets. Me. I'd say Jack. Why?
Because I feel like you'd know somehow how the electricity works and the boxes and shit.
He's a fucking electrician.
Is everyone forgetting I did Air Force Cadets? Fuck, I know this shit a lot.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about moving on from the house?
That's freaky. And then he comes to and he was like, I thought we're going to die. And then that was it. Was he holding up going, Grant, go. Everybody out, Grant, go. And then he's like running around the room and I'm chasing him and the window's wide open. He's looking out the window and he runs to the other end and I was just, it was scary. That's scary.
That's good. We always end the episode with some inspiration. Is there any quotes that you boys, we could do two, like any quotes you live by or any inspiration you want to say towards the house?
Just an inspirational quote if you don't have a house theme.
What about house theme? It's better to burn out than fade away.
Oh, dude. Wow. That's a nice one. That's hitting something. Wow. Just like that.
Grant, you got one? Yeah. Something's not a problem unless you make it a problem.
That's really good. That's really good. This house has been a problem. This is definitely a problem, though.
Let's make this a problem. That's just life in general, I think.
That's a really good quote. I like that.
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