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Higher on the level of a beat-down.

Not quite a molly whopping, but we were very, very close.

No, I want to do some of those parallels because I know we heard the one during the broadcast, the worst home loss for Notre Dame since 1898.

That was to Chicago First Regiment.

We know this because they spent like 10 minutes talking about Chicago First Regiment being the team that beat Notre Dame so bad.

Yeah, yeah.

The date we had way, way back when, big matchup.

Looking forward to seeing them again down the line, maybe.

No, John Shire becomes the first head coach in ACC history to record multiple 40-point road wins against conference opponents in a year.

The first time Duke has scored 100 points in regulation during an ACC road game, Jason, since February 11th, 1999.

They beat Virginia on the road, Jason.

That score, 100-54.

So it has been, what, 26 years?

It's been a minute.

And Jason, maybe most importantly of this is, with that win last night, Duke secures the double bye in the ACC tournament, so we will not be playing in the first two rounds in Charlotte.

I will say, Jason, that's a poem, but as someone who writes creative writing, not quite a limerick.

You're right.

It's not a limerick.

You're right.

There's a difference.