Donut Operator

And it's like, no, I don't.

He loses that superpower just immediately.

Time to short the toy train industry.

Big train doesn't work.

Why'd the model train company buy the cure for autism?

Where the f*** do you live?

Well, I was trying to pull it up.

There's, I remember hearing some story.

It was like some house in like Kansas or some shit where it was like, there was some glitch in the government system where

Anytime like they didn't have the right address or something, it would just shit out this address for some reason.

And this like one homeowner had like the cops showing up like every other week to his house.

It was like 200 times before they figured out what the fuck this glitch was.

But like they were showing up with like arrest warrants and all kinds of shit.

That's you, but with no internet.

Fuck you.

All right.

It's a random farmer.

Man, my corn's nice.

Fuck, man.

A rural Kansas farm got turned into the default pen because the geolocation company MaxMind used coordinates near the geographic center of the U.S.