Donut Operator

The guy nominated for director of NASA has a Netflix documentary about taking a crew of astronauts to space for a cancer charity.

It's like, yeah, okay, that's a good pick.

we've donated a million dollars yeah we're like for for autism and veteran charities we're like a million dollars is really cool and he's like oh that's a great start just like eddie from the boys that's a nice starter watch good for you little man appreciate that the holidays are here which means it's time to give the gift a smooth my mom has a sock like that

I promise you I have an idea.

Was it his shootout?

That's Colonel Sanders.

Bring out my kids before I give you the 11 secret herbs and spices.

100%.

It's like Slender Man.

Fried chicken static.

Cause I remember growing up in the South, like you just saw that shit everywhere in like the rural South.

And that was the quote that I knew about the exact quote.

Um,

Well, you yellow dog, I see you're smearing that sign again is what starts a gunfight.

I didn't know that part.

Apparently at this point in time, this guy, this feels like, uh, you know, they do that, uh, to like mascots of, you know, children's cereal and shit where they give them the prison tats and a gun.

No, it's legit.

That that's what this sounds like.

You're, you're making a fucking gangster backstory for Colonel Sanders.

Can you imagine staying at the KFC motel?