Dorinda

You guys, but what about me, okay? Like, don't you want to buy a house from me? This is not fair, guys. I'm selling a house, too. Come on.

Oh yeah, you want a piece of me? You better back it up, bitch.

You are a size 12.

Yeah, baby. That's right.

But you do need Kerastase Thermatique by Lisa Barlow from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

All right, cool. Nailed it!

What? This is like a shit stew with no stirring. She was like grabbing numbers out like it was a Powerball. She was like catching birds and calling them kitty cats. She was like riding a bike and calling it a subway. Kristen, what?

Shut up, Christian, you fucking liar.

Everybody shut the fuck up! Michelle's gonna talk now. Talk, Michelle, now.

Look, I'm sorry, okay? That's why I always kept a secret that you've been fucking Rob Reiner on the bar. Shout out to Omar Man. My bad.

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