#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
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What are the 2025 Golden Crappies?
This has become one of our favorite nights of the year, and this was definitely one to remember. Thanks for being here, guys. We love you so much. Enjoy. This is part one of part two. Let the show begin. Welcome to the 2025 Golden Crappie Awards. Celebrating the best and worst in Bravo TV. This year we're coming to you live from New York City. With direction by Mark Tuminelli and musical stylings by the handsome and beautiful Brandon James Quinn. And now a word from our backstage pre-show correspondent, Dorinda Medley.
Who performed at the 2025 Golden Crappies?
Oh yeah, you want a piece of me? You better back it up, bitch.
Have her removed, please. And now, please welcome your hosts, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Caron.
I'll open Pandora's box for you. I'll bring the rock for you. We're going to own the night. How about we all go down swinging, feet to the ground singing. This beat makes me come alive because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. I've got to tell you, I'm feeling good. This party's got me tied up. It's got me going like I knew it would. So pour more jungle juice in my cup. I got the Pandora's box for you. I'll bring the rock for you. We're going to own the night. Now that we all go down swinging, free to the ground singing, this beat makes me come alive. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Come on, get right on, Sean.
Stop waiting for a sign. We're out with all my hearties. Let's have a good time. Whiskey kicks off the party.
We're done in eight and nine. Come on and touch my body. Let's have a good time.
Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold.
Because we're good as gold. Because we're good as gold.
Welcome to the 2021 Grammys!
Love you. And of course, please welcome our pianist, Brandon! Oh my God, that was terrifying. I don't know how Sheena does that. Girl. You know... We love you. You guys, we love you so fucking much. And to be able to be here... This is the biggest crappies we have ever done. And no award show would not be complete without a little Miss Golden Crappie. So please welcome John Jansen's daughter, who almost got run over by Shannon Bedore, Sadie. A vision. I think she almost died that night. Wow. Can you believe that? God damn. Even I was like, whoa! First, a quick announcement. Please do not attack the stars here this evening. You guys were like me when my Ozempic ran out and I saw a peanut M&M for the first time. We're crawling over each other. Calm down! But it's hard not to. Gorgeous people, eh? My God.
All right, well, welcome to Watch What Crappens, the podcast about all the crap we love to talk about.
Honey, you're braves. Wow. Well, you know, our new tradition on the Crappies is that before we get into the awards and starting a very important PowerPoint presentation behind us... We like to have an opening toast. So to help us open up this show, please welcome one of our recent favorites on Bravo, the one and only Miss Jessel Taylor. Jessel Tang. This is for you.
My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.
Husbands do not make noise like that. No. Notoriously. Hi. So what's going on, Jessel? How's it going?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the 2025 Golden Crappies?
0:50–1:48
2
Who performed at the 2025 Golden Crappies?
1:48–7:30
3
What notable moments occurred during the awards?
7:30–10:13
4
Who were the special guest stars and presenters?
10:13–16:52
5
What awards were given at the 2025 Golden Crappies?
16:52–28:07
6
How did the hosts engage with the audience?
28:07–44:42
7
What were the highlights of the evening?
44:42–1:18:12