Jessel Taank

My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.

Oh, you know, I'm surprised you recognize me. I got a new face and everything.

So gentle. Tell me about your new boobs. What about the teeth?

I know. I'm like, give me a breather. Hello.

My therapist bill is like skyrocket high right now.

No, he's banned from therapy. I mean, he cannot join any of my sessions anymore.

He really wanted to be here. By the way, he is your biggest fan. It's so funny because when the season first started to air, he was like, there are these two guys on the internet that are making fun of your accent. And I was like, what the fuck? Who are these knobheads? And then I started listening to you and I was like, oh, they're actually really funny. Yeah.

I curse a lot. I'm British.

Knobheads.

Yeah.

He would love nothing more. Nothing more.

I think so. I mean, I feel like, you know, the key is to just be authentic and to be yourself. Like, I live my life and the show follows me. I don't follow the show. And I think it's very apparent that it clearly works because, thank you for crowning me fan favorite, by the way.

Thank you. What are these plastic glasses, guys?

Oh, my God. Well, you packed it out. I mean, this is impressive.

Really amazing.

You can come up with one and then I'll just tap onto that.

I'll take that toast.

Is that Prosecco?

Christopher Columbus, a.k.a. Aaron.