RHONY Part Two: Coach Reproach
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Hello, everybody. This is part two of a two-part Real Housewives of New York recap already in progress. If you missed the first part, go back and catch it. Okay? It's there. We love you guys. Thanks for being here. Watch what happens when there's so much that happens.
Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?
Uber, now everyone's packing. Uber's packing, and Jessel's packing, and Pavit's watching her, and he's like, well, this is like a whole watermelon thing you've got going on. She goes, well, yes, I'm going to Anguilla. You know what Anguilla is? It's a place where they serve fried chicken, so I thought you might know about it. Stupid Fried Chicken Society of America. Anyway, it's in the Caribbean.
And she's like, should I take the lingerie that Jenna gave to me? I'm going to take it. I've lost some weight. Actually, I might not look like a Christmas tree in it anymore. I don't know why I was mad about this. It's actually kind of cute. Puppet, why are you eating the lingerie, Puppet? He's like, it's in a banh mi bun. I'm just trying it.
Get that out of your mouth. So... Jenna is now – meanwhile, Jenna's checking into the Sky Club at JFK, the business class club. And she's like, I just want to be able to put on a sundress. I just want to have a little glow. I don't want to be the one that's wearing a burka at the beach. Why am I even explaining myself? It's fine. Who cares? I'm old and six feet tall. Whatever. Whatever.
I love that I'm old and six feet tall. Whatever. She's like, I burned this.
So Aaron is like, Abe, should I bring this? Abe, like, does this sound fun? Like, I'm going to Anguilla. Should I bring this thing I got in Italy, Abe? And their kid's like, dad, dad, dad. He's playing with the kids. And the biggest shock in this scene, I don't know if they just brought these kids out of some holding chamber, but they're not in parkas. So I don't know what's going on. I've never seen anybody... be this warm in Aaron's freezing home.
I know. So then the kid pees on the floor, and Aaron's like, wow, he's like a dog. And Abe's like, yeah, let's put him in a crate. She goes, you want to go in a crate? You want to go in a crate, child? Okay, get the pants from him and put him in the crate. I'm going down to Anguilla.
This is so funny to me because everybody was worried that since the old New York is over that we have to stop watching people go to the bathroom on the ground. Don't worry, guys. It's continuing on with this show, okay? It's not Ramona Singer. But hey, baby steps.
Yeah, literal baby steps. So Jessel is now trying on something. She goes, this is cute, right? You like this? I don't even know why I'm asking you, Povit. You think a piece of pork rind is cute. And Povit's like, well, I don't even know what that even is. What are you wearing? It's a top, Povit! It's a top!
It looks like a funnel cake, which I'm lobbying to get a license for near Madison Square Garden. Get your mind off of street food for one second, you moron. I'm packing, all right? So what is this, by the way, about you going to Vietnam? Vietnam? Are you serious?
Why would you tell my parents that?
And he's like, it shows a clip of him telling the mom. I'm going to Vietnam. And then he cuts back. It's like, wow, glad they got that clip in there.
Yeah. She's like, excuse me, you're going to Vietnam. He goes, I got to go to Vietnam. So he's going to be going in about like a month and a half. He goes, I have this ticket I need to use, so I'm going to go to Vietnam. Why? Why on earth? Are you going to say, are you going to Vietnam because there's some banh mi sandwich that you must eat for your chicken society of New York City? He's like, um, I'm going because there's a banh mi sandwich that I must eat and I promised my friends in the Street Food Society that I have to eat it.
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