Rebecca Minkoff

Oh, God, cheese. Okay, let me see. Do you have a fever? Let me see. Oh, God. Oh, man. You know, I slept like a queen last night. A queen from the 1960s, 1600s in a small bed.

Did you know that a rift in Trump world over how to make America healthier is going to be an issue?

Oh, God. I know. She's like, guys, guys, guys, hold on. I'm going to do a bit about Keurig. This will be really good on TV. What? How do I use this?

And Brynn's like, yeah, that'll be really cool.

And she goes like, no, Aaron dropped to my face. We were picking out clothes for Abe, and the retail associate was like, oh, is this it? And I was like, oh, Abe doesn't need a large, and there's nothing large about him.

Hey, have you ever seen that Kim Kardashian in those plastic shoes when they were like swollen and you know, like, huh? Well look at Jessel's feet. Cause she also has plastic shoes and her feet are swollen. So her feet have to, she can't even wear her shoes anymore. Oh my God.

Like, Jessel is trying to have a baby girl with her husband, and I'm, like, freezing my eggs and, like, crying every night. And then, like, you know, Uma's trying to get, like, knocked up for, like, a few months, and you're, like, sitting around saying, people like me, like, aww.

Rebecca's like mmm squint they don't really have anything to do with it squint squint pew pew and Brynn's like oh yeah like one day you'll know how it's like to have children like you don't know now like when you have children like don't majorize me in motherhood

And Brynn's like, I don't take it too seriously. Like, what you said was serious. This is what happens when you say things are serious. There's a serious reaction.

Why would he?

Can I just make it part of my bodily fluids that I collect? Oh, yes.

Jennifer Tilley, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Who's behaving badly that needs a squint? It's you.

Thank you.

It's in the car waiting for you to join me.

What a season to join, huh?

I knew most of what was going on was happening, but clearly no confessionals and some of the chaos that would be, you know, talked about me behind my back. Like, oh, you know, I'm doing certain things that I shouldn't be doing and offending people greatly.

Yeah. Do you want my username?

I mean, to me, it was petty-ass shit. I'm going to let that girl ruffle my feathers? Come on, now. We have bigger problems that we've dealt with.

I mean, anytime you want to go shopping with me, we can go Nordstrom Rack together.

Can I style you? We'll do like a full head-to-toe.

Where's this got in Nordstrom Rack?

We like a butt crack. Butt cracks are okay.

Yeah, I watched Salt Lake.

Oh, I'm all in on Britney.

I have an announcement. I have one.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.