Doug
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Why didn't you go with that one, bud?
Stop it, you guys.
At least I could have said I was in the off-season right now.
Look, I'm sorry.
You were so pretty and cool, and I wanted you to like me.
I felt like I had to say something cool, you know?
Here's the thing, though.
Like, immediately after our date, like, I signed up for piano lessons.
Yeah, but the guitar lessons were more expensive.
I'm going to play the triangle.
Look, it was just a band thing.
Like everything else was real.
And girls always love bad boys in bands.
I just, I should have been up front.
I'm super sorry.
If you give me a second chance, like I'll just, anything you want to know, straight, honest truth.
And I'll be my goofy, normal self.
And you can either like me for that or not.
I back out with less stress, I feel.
We can get together on Friday if you want.