Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Back to back for you to get things done. That's what we do here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we got your back to back classics like we do every Saturday. Yeah. So thanks so much for being here. I hope you enjoy these. But before, we always love to highlight a comment.
Yes. And Hannah said, the only way I can clean is if I'm listening to y'all. Then it's actually enjoyable. Thank you so much for making my cleaning enjoyable. Love from Idaho. P.S. I laugh so hard when I hear my name in these second date updates.
Okay. because there's some Hannah's.
There's probably a lot of Hannah's. Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, that's so funny. Your house looks great, girl. Oh, yeah.
It's going to be really shiny after this. Yeah, totally.
Back to back classics start right now.
Alexis, I'm going to go through some dating profile pick options. You tell me if they're immediate red flags or not. Okay. Picture of a guy hugging a dog.
Oh, not a red flag. That's hot.
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Chapter 2: What red flags did a listener notice on a dating profile?
Still red? Okay. I think it's a light red.
Okay. Pink flag? Yeah. I say green flag, but I get it. I'm not everybody.
But he's kissing the wrong animal.
That's true.
I say talented dog.
Sometimes one... Yeah, good boy. One photo can raise the reddest of all red flags and make you want to ask a few questions. And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners the other day when she noticed something odd on a guy's profile pic that made her say, if there is any chance of us going out, you need to explain this.
Is it fish and trucks together? Because that would be bad.
No spoilers. You're going to find out what it was in your Second Date Update next.
Second Date Update.
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Chapter 3: How did the conversation about dating profile pictures unfold?
Yeah, what was the explanation?
Right, so I obviously asked, who's this woman in the photo? And he responds, oh, that's my wife, but we're just friends with a laughing emoji.
Oh, what?
That's so funny.
Wait, it's a joke? Brooke, this is a joke. Oh, Alexis. I didn't get it. It's called sarcasm? It's called humor and sarcasm. He doubled down.
You don't have to down. That is so demeaning. Don't even. That's so annoying.
Mae, were you demeaned by that, or did you think it was funny?
no i thought it was funny i obviously knew it was a joke oh he didn't mansplain the joke after he said it so that's cool though so you guys are on the same page yeah i really liked his humor and he did this other thing that i thought was really funny too is you know he was telling me that dating apps are really hard for guys and in his experience it's been tough yeah that he's
Ghosted so many times.
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Chapter 4: What was the listener's reaction to a guy's profile photo?
I'm alone. Brooke just helped me realize it's probably my problem.
I just never went down.
You just make fun of yourself a little too much. But you didn't feel that way, Mae? You felt like he was just doing just enough to be humorous?
Yeah. I mean, you have to get somebody's attention. You know, it's hard. There's a lot of options out there.
So that's how he stood out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, so did you guys end up going out?
We did, yeah. We went out for drinks. And what was that like the first time you saw each other? It was nice.
I mean, he seemed really nice, a little more soft-spoken than I would have thought.
Oh, okay.
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Chapter 5: What humorous exchange happened regarding a dating profile?
I really enjoyed the conversation. I thought we really got along. We even kissed at the end of the night.
Whoa. Okay. And musicians never kiss girls randomly.
Wow. Okay. So what's happened since the date?
I honestly just haven't really been able to get a hold of him.
Is he ghosting you? The irony that he's the one complaining about getting ghosted?
And that's a weird thing. Like he's like talking about how terrible the dating world is.
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Chapter 6: How did the listener respond to questions about a potential girlfriend?
I just want to quickly correct myself. I'm not able to get a hold of him on the phone, but we are texting a little bit back and forth.
Okay.
So he's not totally silent. I mean, the thing is that I have a lot of options. I have a lot of people asking me out and, But I wanted to give Doug a chance because I really enjoyed my time with him. So I don't know. I'm just kind of thinking maybe he does have a wife.
Right. Like there's always some truth in every joke, right?
Maybe he's just so used to being ghosted he doesn't know how to act around a woman who actually wants to be with him.
She's like, let's go out again. He's like, don't mock me. Okay, I know.
Yeah, I mean, I hope I didn't jock him by actually asking him to hang out again.
Wait a minute, what do I do now?
We'll find out. We'll come back, call him, and try and get you a second date update right after this. If you're just joining us, we're on the phone with one of our listeners, May, who, in her own words, is a woman with lots and lots of other male options online.
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Chapter 7: What unexpected twist did the date take after the dinner?
Red flag. It wasn't bad. You can't trust a guy in a band. Apparently, you can't trust a guy not in a band.
Yeah.
And girls always love bad boys in bands.
But not for long, my friend. Would you honestly have been interested in him if he did not say he was in a band?
Yeah, the thing that attracted me to him was his humor and that he was funny.
Well, did he come up with a good band name? Maybe he had a funny band name. Oh, yeah. Did he tell you?
Yeah, he did say it was called Chicken Noodle Soup.
Chicken Noodle Soup.
I like it. At the very least, Mae, just talking to him now, he seems like a nice, sincere guy. He is coming clean. And Doug, I'm going to give you 20 seconds here to say your final piece before we offer to send you guys out on a date. What do you want to say to Mae?
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Chapter 8: What was the reason for the listener's confusion after the date?
Well, her name is Aria. Okay. And she got me laughing over her first line, which was her biggest pet peeve is people who microwave fish at work.
Brooke.
Uh-oh.
I stopped bringing in salmon, okay?
And where did she say that line? Oh, it's on her dating profile. Ah. Okay. So you saw that and you were like, this is my type of woman. Exactly.
Well, and it's probably a good opening, right? Like for you to strike up a conversation?
Yeah, because there's actually a guy that does that at my work, so we kind of bonded.
Nothing hotter than talking about bad-smelling food. That's right. Hot fish, Alexis. Stick with it.
Every office has at least one of those people, but that's cool to bond over that.
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