Dr Ann Jones

This is Bruno Alves Bussato.

Holy moly, I'd never heard of that before.

Holy moly, I'd never heard of that before.

This is the sperm packet that he's dropped on the ground, the spermatophore.

This is the sperm packet that he's dropped on the ground, the spermatophore.

While he's been dancing, stinging, and pashing, he's also been dragging her around to look for the perfect surface to plonk his custard.

While he's been dancing, stinging, and pashing, he's also been dragging her around to look for the perfect surface to plonk his custard.

And when he does put down the spermatophore, it's at an angle, like a javelin has entered the ground.

And when he does put down the spermatophore, it's at an angle, like a javelin has entered the ground.

A mating plug.

A mating plug.

He literally plugs the bunghole.

He literally plugs the bunghole.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

Sex is weird.

Sex is weird.

You know that already.

You know that already.

And so do the romantic gods of the night, scorpions.