Dr Ann Jones

I thought it looked like you'd put reflectors on them so cars... That's what it looks a bit like, yeah.

Lynette has stickers right at the base of her herd's tails.

Lynette has stickers right at the base of her herd's tails.

They're not heat sensitive.

They're not heat sensitive.

They're to show when a cow is in heat.

They're to show when a cow is in heat.

They're covered in a light metallic substance, sort of like a scratchy, and they require the cooperation of the herd to function.

They're covered in a light metallic substance, sort of like a scratchy, and they require the cooperation of the herd to function.

Side note, on the transcription software, instead of tat-slotto, the software insists that Lynette has called them tat-slutto-scratchies.

Side note, on the transcription software, instead of tat-slotto, the software insists that Lynette has called them tat-slutto-scratchies.

But yes, when a female is coming into Yeastress, the other female cows will start to mound her, giving telltale signs of muddy hoof prints, hair rubbed off rumps and tat-slutto-scratchies, which reveal a bright colour.

But yes, when a female is coming into Yeastress, the other female cows will start to mound her, giving telltale signs of muddy hoof prints, hair rubbed off rumps and tat-slutto-scratchies, which reveal a bright colour.

This is how Lynette knows that now is a good time to artificially inseminate an individual cow.

This is how Lynette knows that now is a good time to artificially inseminate an individual cow.

Now, why are we talking about a dairy herd?

Now, why are we talking about a dairy herd?

All these lactating females who are mounting one another and rubbing scratchies?

All these lactating females who are mounting one another and rubbing scratchies?

Well, because I've come to witness conception for myself.