Dr. Drew

So he said, no, I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. Was he acting normal? Yeah. Well, he never acts normal, but he was like, I don't have anything. Eyes darting back and forth, you know, normal. Yeah, he said, I don't have anything. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. And I said, well, maybe it's in your books or something. He sort of spread it out and said, nah, this is it. That's all I got. You can check my jacket or something. And I said, nah, I don't know. Maybe it fell out in my car or something. And then...

Joulu on loppunut. Dr. Drew teki yksi suosituksia, joita haluan pysyä hänen kanssaan. Sitten olin sopimassa. Muistatko kun sanoit, että Drew ei ole koko ajan ilmaisuutta?

Thick was the word you used. Thick. I'm sitting on the sofa in the same place now, checking the seat cushions, looking at it. It's maybe $800 of cash that's gone now. And not only is it gone, I didn't lose it at a casino. It didn't fall out of my pocket. I didn't get chased down the street. I'm in my place where I own this building, and now it's gone. I want to know where this fucking cash is. So...

Drew comes walking in and he does this. I guess it was right after this or right before, but he comes in with a strapping, good-looking guy. And he says, points at him while I'm sitting on the sofa, and he goes, You remember this guy? Sean Green, ex-LA Dodger. And I said...

Olemme rauhoittaneet, koska sinä en muista. Sinun asia ei muista. Ja hän on pysyvällä yli minua ja rauhoittaa. Hän sanoi, että muistatko tämän kaverin? Hän sanoi taas. Ja sitten aloin rauhoittaa Drewa. En, olen pahoillani. Kuka tahansa olet, olen pahoillani.

No, I don't remember him. Why are you being a dick? Why are you fucking coming? Sorry, you person, hold on. This isn't for you, this is for you. Drew, what the fuck are you doing? No, I don't remember him. Now this is uncomfortable. Are you happy? Are you happy? Because I don't remember. I don't know who this individual is. I have no context. I saw him last.

When we did this celebrity softball game in 2001. And he was a Dodger. He was wearing... He was in a ball cap and a white uniform. I've never seen him out of a Dodger uniform. He played for the Dodgers from like, you know, 98 to 03 or something. I don't know what he looks like in street clothes. It's the entire premise of why Clark Kent can live among us. Because he puts on a pair of glasses. He's not in the red and blue uniforms. Right.

Onko Drews mielessä se, miksi hän pitäisi tietää hänet, koska hän on kerran pelannut sopimuksen sopimukselle? Hän on niin pysynyt. En tiedä, millaisia vuosia hän pelasi. Hän muistoi minua menemisen. Kaikki tuli vastaan. Ja sinun nimi tuli myöhemmin, Sheck.

Hän tuli ja sanoi, että vuonna 2000-2004. Joten minä tapasin hänet vuonna 2001. Se on ollut 12 vuotta ja hän oli kärsinyt uniformin. Ja nyt hän on vain ylös. En tiedä, kuka tämä tanssi, hyvinkin, atletikkoinen tyyppi on. Joten. Muistat tämän tyyppiä, eikö? Niin me menimme sydänpohjaan viikon ajan tai jotain.

I just was looking at him going, I mean, you can see a picture of the guy. When you see him, it's just like, he looks sort of familiar, but he's good looking. He looks like he could be an actor. He's an actor or something. He's an athlete. Would anyone know? I mean, I met him 12 years ago. Could pass as Jim Caviezel. Stars. He played Jesus. All was set straight immediately, though. He goes, I remember you from...

You and Kimmel coming out to Vero Beach trying out the Dodgers. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, I remember that. And he goes, Tommy thought you could have made it to the show. Don't bring this up again! I know, and I said, Sheck goes nuts every time I say that. I said, listen, I have a sports guy. At the time, Sheck would go insane every time he heard this, because God forbid a compliment be tossed my way. Ah!

I'm happy for you to be complimented, but the delusion being indulged by this daft old man that you actually ran with and thought like, yeah, maybe I should be playing big league ball is a little bit loco. No, he said, if I got hold of you when you were 18 and threw you 100 curveballs a day, I could have got you to the show. That's all. He's time of the sorter. Maybe he knows something about baseball. I don't know. Just ask Tommy.

He brought that up. All was right with the world. Then he did the guest, and then the bipolar guy did the guest, and then everyone left. Then I said, Drew.

I think your bipolar guy may have taken some money from me. And Drew, because he's the world's dumbest doctor, said, well, I don't know, maybe Sean Green grabbed it somehow. And I said, no, no. Well, first off, I don't know why you're throwing Sean Green under the bus. He's because he's an anti-Semite. Oh, that's right. I was sitting...

I was sitting the whole time talking to Sean Green. Sean was towering over me while I was trying to fucking figure out who he was. And yelling at Drew in front of Sean Green, which I don't care about. He deserves to be humiliated. Not that he can't. It's possible for him to be humiliated. You're a multi-millionaire. You took your 400 bucks. Yeah, he is. No, he's literally...

How do you think he has so much money? Oh, good point. He's driving the Tesla S. Anyone who's driving a Tesla S has put 80 grand down, got on a waiting list two years ago and received. They're doing just fine for themselves. And he's the nicest guy in the world. And I stood up and walked him out. He never sat down. He never spread his stuff out. So I do that thing with the...

Ja minä sanoin, että ei, ei Sean Green. Se ei ole Sean Green, hän ei saanut mitään, mutta ehkä Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati ne ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean saati koko ajan. Sanoin, että ei, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos.

I got a little more juice left in my quads to go one more lap around retard park. And I said, no, Drew, I was sitting here the whole time. So since then... Is that an off-leash park? Yes.

Since then I said, it's been driving me nuts. Because I don't really think of people as thieves. I really don't. On the other hand, the guy was sitting where I was sitting. There was an envelope with several hundred dollars sitting in it. And he had a t-shirt on that said bipolar. I think that maybe suggests he's unstable. Later on...

When I was telling Matt, I had to look through the trash can, see if I got thrown away. Look outside, see if somehow I got swept up and thrown out. Or maybe I took the bills out and threw away. The carcass of the envelope would be laying around. Maybe I used all the bills and I somehow spaced out on it, but there would still be the envelope laying around. Couldn't find the envelope anywhere.