Dr. Drew

I just was looking at him going, I mean, you can see a picture of the guy. When you see him, it's just like, he looks sort of familiar, but he's good looking. He looks like he could be an actor. He's an actor or something. He's an athlete. Would anyone know? I mean, I met him 12 years ago. Could pass as Jim Caviezel. Stars. He played Jesus. All was set straight immediately, though. He goes, I remember you from...

You and Kimmel coming out to Vero Beach trying out the Dodgers. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, I remember that. And he goes, Tommy thought you could have made it to the show. Don't bring this up again! I know, and I said, Sheck goes nuts every time I say that. I said, listen, I have a sports guy. At the time, Sheck would go insane every time he heard this, because God forbid a compliment be tossed my way. Ah!

I'm happy for you to be complimented, but the delusion being indulged by this daft old man that you actually ran with and thought like, yeah, maybe I should be playing big league ball is a little bit loco. No, he said, if I got hold of you when you were 18 and threw you 100 curveballs a day, I could have got you to the show. That's all. He's time of the sorter. Maybe he knows something about baseball. I don't know. Just ask Tommy.

He brought that up. All was right with the world. Then he did the guest, and then the bipolar guy did the guest, and then everyone left. Then I said, Drew.

I think your bipolar guy may have taken some money from me. And Drew, because he's the world's dumbest doctor, said, well, I don't know, maybe Sean Green grabbed it somehow. And I said, no, no. Well, first off, I don't know why you're throwing Sean Green under the bus. He's because he's an anti-Semite. Oh, that's right. I was sitting...

I was sitting the whole time talking to Sean Green. Sean was towering over me while I was trying to fucking figure out who he was. And yelling at Drew in front of Sean Green, which I don't care about. He deserves to be humiliated. Not that he can't. It's possible for him to be humiliated. You're a multi-millionaire. You took your 400 bucks. Yeah, he is. No, he's literally...

How do you think he has so much money? Oh, good point. He's driving the Tesla S. Anyone who's driving a Tesla S has put 80 grand down, got on a waiting list two years ago and received. They're doing just fine for themselves. And he's the nicest guy in the world. And I stood up and walked him out. He never sat down. He never spread his stuff out. So I do that thing with the...

Ja minä sanoin, että ei, ei Sean Green. Se ei ole Sean Green, hän ei saanut mitään, mutta ehkä Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati ne ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean saati koko ajan. Sanoin, että ei, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos. Sanoin, että no, Sean Green saati hänet ulos ja saati hänet ulos.

I got a little more juice left in my quads to go one more lap around retard park. And I said, no, Drew, I was sitting here the whole time. So since then... Is that an off-leash park? Yes.

Since then I said, it's been driving me nuts. Because I don't really think of people as thieves. I really don't. On the other hand, the guy was sitting where I was sitting. There was an envelope with several hundred dollars sitting in it. And he had a t-shirt on that said bipolar. I think that maybe suggests he's unstable. Later on...

When I was telling Matt, I had to look through the trash can, see if I got thrown away. Look outside, see if somehow I got swept up and thrown out. Or maybe I took the bills out and threw away. The carcass of the envelope would be laying around. Maybe I used all the bills and I somehow spaced out on it, but there would still be the envelope laying around. Couldn't find the envelope anywhere.

So later on I spoke to Gary or tonight when I was walking in and Gary said that this gentleman had been convicted for what? High end art forgery. No, definitely Sean Green. Let's not take Sean Green out of the equation just yet. He's a person of interest. He's still a person. Yeah, he's still up on the cork board with a pin through him. With a question mark. All right.

So, he's no stranger to thievery, at least on a higher end. Sean Green stole many home runs from opposing pitchers. So, what are we working out of it? Now what am I to conclude? There's really nothing to do, except for yell more Drew.

Drew, did he address whether he thought it was possible this guy could have done it, or was he just focused on Sean Green? Drew immediately went into sort of, well, he didn't, you know, kind of protection, what he would do. He wanted to avoid whatever was going on. I say Drew owes me $500. He brought a fox into my henhouse, and I'm like some eggs. Ha ha ha!

It's more, see for me, it's never, it's really the few hundred bucks, maybe it was 700, 800 bucks. I don't like having that removed from me. I don't like the part where I think I'm nuts. Like, what happened? What did I do with it? Did I throw it away? It was sitting here. The money still has not been found.

No, absolutely not. The envelope and the money are gone. They remain gone, and that was days ago now. It could be any one of us. Although it couldn't really, because we weren't here Friday. Don't think that didn't fly through my mind. Yeah, but some of the lower level guys were here. I've never trusted them. They went into a spectacular feast at the Seder table at Sean Green's home. So you'll be pleased to know that. Brisket as far as the eye could see. And...

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Half Tart Gary, is there any other explanation for where this money went? It's not just the money. It was an envelope. The envelope is gone. There's no empty envelope. There's no envelope in the trash can. The only other person in the building was Sonny. I don't see Santino taking 800 bucks. No, Sonny wasn't here that day, but he does. He's light with the fingers. He was here. 100%. And he noticed the money and made a comment about it.

He did steal the 40. He stole the 40. Oh, so he has a history of crime as well. And did a little counterfeit art stuff in the 80s. Yeah, not a lot. Mostly Monet. All right, let's see if we can get Sonny on the phone. What happens then? What happens if he is the culprit? I owe two people an apology. I can't decide who I want it to be. One person is two people an apology. Number one. Not Sean Green and the bipolar guy, but just both the bipolar guy.