Dr. Drew

I have some cash on me. And I'm sitting on this front table and I'm sorting it out. I'm sort of getting little piles of $20 bills and $5 bills. Like Scrooge McDuck. Yeah, like Scrooge McDuck, just like that. And I'm laying it all out on the table.

And I have an envelope, one of those banker's envelopes, just kind of about the size of a bill, just a little bit bigger, slides in. There's probably between 400 and 800.

single one hundred dollar bills in this slip. And I'm sitting there and I'm counting that stuff and I'm putting it aside and I'm going to give some money to somebody and I'm working it out and I get up and I sort of go out and I come back. I don't go away. I just go to the back of the shop and walking back and forth in front of shop. And I've done this many times where there's been cash just sort of sitting out on the table. All of a sudden I go and I sit down and

And I come back into my entryway and there's a crazy human being that is sitting where I'm sitting at my table. And I've since gathered up the money, some of the money, and put it in my pocket. But there's this crazy guy and he's got books. And when I say crazy, I mean he's got schizophrenia or something. He's Drew's next guest. And I can just tell by his hair and what's going on with him that he's not quite right. He's wearing a shirt that says bipolar on it. That's what you call a tell.

He's wearing a bipolar shirt and he looks a little nutty. He then comes in and does the show. He's doing the show and he's in the middle of doing the show with Drew. I'm packing my stuff off and pay Gary and get my stuff together. I'm doing my thing and I look around and I go, where's that envelope?

And I'm very good with putting things sort of out in front of me. I put my sunglasses, my keys, my cell phone. Like I'm not the guy who carries the envelope, goes to the back, climbs up the ladder to get my race gear down, sets it down up top and then comes back down and goes, where the hell is that thing? I keep stuff sort of in front of me and I'm not a big dropper of things. So I'm like, where's my envelope with the

$300, $400, $800 yksilöistä $100-korttia. Katson ympäri, kysyn Mattia, kysyn Jeffa Foxa Editing Baysta. Kysyn kaikkia. Ei kukaan nähnyt sitä. Katson kukkani, ei kukkani. Katson auton, ei auton. En käynyt missään. Olin toisessa kohdassa ja tulin takaisin. Se ei ollut ympäri. Katson ympäri, katson kaikkia. Luulen, että on joku, joka on biopoliittinen.

So, um...

I come into the studio while they're in the middle of the show, and not only in the middle of the show, they're in the middle of a call, and not only in the middle of a call, some woman who seems to have some problem with depression and addiction or something, and I do the, like, I gotta put a hand up thing, and they're, like, both looking at me like we're talking to somebody on the air, and I kind of do it off, and Drew gives the, give it a second, hold on, let's pause, and he takes the headphones off, and I said...

I'm not saying you stole my money, but there was some money that was out on that table and I can't find it. And you were sitting there. And maybe when you gathered your stuff up, it just got kind of caught up in your book or the stuff you had. And he said, here's my book. Here's my thing. I got nothing. It's not here. Look, this is all I have. And I said...

Okay, it's just I don't have it out there anymore and I didn't really go anywhere and I just thought maybe by mistake somehow it got up in your stuff or something. Could you ask the other half of you? Did they ask him that? The other part of the body? The manic part? Right.

So he said, no, I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. Was he acting normal? Yeah. Well, he never acts normal, but he was like, I don't have anything. Eyes darting back and forth, you know, normal. Yeah, he said, I don't have anything. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. And I said, well, maybe it's in your books or something. He sort of spread it out and said, nah, this is it. That's all I got. You can check my jacket or something. And I said, nah, I don't know. Maybe it fell out in my car or something. And then...

Joulu on loppunut. Dr. Drew teki yksi suosituksia, joita haluan pysyä hänen kanssaan. Sitten olin sopimassa. Muistatko kun sanoit, että Drew ei ole koko ajan ilmaisuutta?

Thick was the word you used. Thick. I'm sitting on the sofa in the same place now, checking the seat cushions, looking at it. It's maybe $800 of cash that's gone now. And not only is it gone, I didn't lose it at a casino. It didn't fall out of my pocket. I didn't get chased down the street. I'm in my place where I own this building, and now it's gone. I want to know where this fucking cash is. So...

Drew comes walking in and he does this. I guess it was right after this or right before, but he comes in with a strapping, good-looking guy. And he says, points at him while I'm sitting on the sofa, and he goes, You remember this guy? Sean Green, ex-LA Dodger. And I said...

Olemme rauhoittaneet, koska sinä en muista. Sinun asia ei muista. Ja hän on pysyvällä yli minua ja rauhoittaa. Hän sanoi, että muistatko tämän kaverin? Hän sanoi taas. Ja sitten aloin rauhoittaa Drewa. En, olen pahoillani. Kuka tahansa olet, olen pahoillani.

No, I don't remember him. Why are you being a dick? Why are you fucking coming? Sorry, you person, hold on. This isn't for you, this is for you. Drew, what the fuck are you doing? No, I don't remember him. Now this is uncomfortable. Are you happy? Are you happy? Because I don't remember. I don't know who this individual is. I have no context. I saw him last.

When we did this celebrity softball game in 2001. And he was a Dodger. He was wearing... He was in a ball cap and a white uniform. I've never seen him out of a Dodger uniform. He played for the Dodgers from like, you know, 98 to 03 or something. I don't know what he looks like in street clothes. It's the entire premise of why Clark Kent can live among us. Because he puts on a pair of glasses. He's not in the red and blue uniforms. Right.

Onko Drews mielessä se, miksi hän pitäisi tietää hänet, koska hän on kerran pelannut sopimuksen sopimukselle? Hän on niin pysynyt. En tiedä, millaisia vuosia hän pelasi. Hän muistoi minua menemisen. Kaikki tuli vastaan. Ja sinun nimi tuli myöhemmin, Sheck.

Hän tuli ja sanoi, että vuonna 2000-2004. Joten minä tapasin hänet vuonna 2001. Se on ollut 12 vuotta ja hän oli kärsinyt uniformin. Ja nyt hän on vain ylös. En tiedä, kuka tämä tanssi, hyvinkin, atletikkoinen tyyppi on. Joten. Muistat tämän tyyppiä, eikö? Niin me menimme sydänpohjaan viikon ajan tai jotain.