Dr. Drew + Elliot Gould (Carolla Classics)
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Pehmeitä lahjoja, kovia lahjoja, pitkiä lahjoja, väriseviä lahjoja. Sinfulista löydät ne kaikki. Osta tämän vuoden joululahjat ja säästä jopa 50% laajoista. Tee joulusta syntisempi osoitteessa sinful.fi.
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments and highlights from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, available exclusively through Podcast 1. Plus.
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Sign up and get the ad-free archives. And if you'd like to get the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or you just want exclusive access to the brand new podcast to beat it out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamkrola.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first today, we have Adam Krola Show 1519, featuring Dr. Drew, Joe Coy, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop. This one's from February of 2015. Hope you enjoy.
You can tell things are boring by the silence. You don't have to say it's boring. You're on stage holding a microphone and we're not hearing anything. Thus, we'll draw the conclusion of boring. Let's do one more.
Holly Carso has a question. Holly Carso, possible hot name.
There you are.
Is it different than a Stacey Oakley? If you can't do Stacey Oakley, I'll take a Holly Carso.
Yeah. Yeah, well, like I said, Gertrude Bort, we need to see a picture. Stacey Oakley, no picture. Harley Carso? Harley Carso. I'll take your word for it. There's a couple of follow-up, you know, couple of follow-up questions. But if you vouch for her, if you vouch for her. Yeah, there's like two follow-ups, something, you know, there's a cup size. Should we know anybody who knows her? But we're still in.
What celebrity does she look like?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants to know, she got married in August.
You paid $146 for her dress.
Sweet. Nice. Hero.
How much weight can she gain per year?
Sky's the limit. Well, Drew, I've said... I forget your formula, but go ahead.
The formula is...
Well, first thing I'm trying to avoid is the $3,600 on the dress that will never be worn again. Right. So that's the first thing I'm attempting to avoid. Yes. By the way, you know what the number one argument to the $3,600 dress never going to be worn again? One day our daughter's going to walk... Oh, good, it gets worn twice. Over the span of 41 years? Wow! What a bargain. I'm quitting my job, baby. We're on Easy Street. We're moving to Maui. What's that lake in Italy? Como. Clooney's got him behind the lake kicking his ass off, man. This is going to be awesome. So a couple things. First off... Here's how I know this isn't going to happen, because you are not wearing your mom's dress, and your mom fed the same line of bullshit to your dad in 1968.
So that much we know. Number two, nobody wants to wear the jizz-encrusted, out-of-style... Well, let's face it. No one wants to wear the jizz-laden, way-out-of-date wedding dress that smells of fucking mothballs and failure... That your now-divorced mom wore back in the 60s, right? Yeah, absolutely. All right, so the rule, because I'm feeling generous, is $1,000 is what you can spend on a wedding dress. If you would like to exceed the $1,000 limit, you may... But for each $100 you go above it, you must fit your fat ass in it for one year. For each $100, one year. Want to go $1,500? Five years, you've got to fit into that dress. I don't care if you're pregnant with triplets. We'll get you in there. I say it's the only time a woman would bulk up for the wedding.
She'd really be packing on the carbs. You'd wake up like two nights before the wedding. She'd be making a peanut butter and banana smoothie in the kitchen at like 3 a.m. You'd be like, sweetie, what are you doing? Got to fit into my dress. Try to stretch it out. I got an expensive dress here. Yeah, so what, $186 on the... $147. $147. 146. Sorry. 146 on the dress.
Nice. She can make up nice.
Do you think, can I ask this? Let's be goddamn honest.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:47
2
How do listeners request clips from the podcast?
0:47–7:36
3
What are the financial implications of wedding dress costs?
7:36–20:14
4
How do people react to the concept of wedding expenses?
20:14–1:03:55
5
What childhood memory does Adam Carolla share about meeting John Wayne?
1:03:55–1:04:37
6
How does the discussion shift to impressions of famous actors?
1:04:37–1:06:05
7
What incident does Adam recount involving missing money?
1:06:05–1:07:53
8
How does the conversation conclude with a humorous take on parenting?
1:07:53–2:09:44
Speakers
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