Dr. Forbes Riley
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So I had this kind of very sheltered, weird way of growing up, and I was really smart, smart enough to skip a grade of high school and to graduate college with two degrees in three years.
So weirdly smart.
I have one younger sister.
Oh, she never went to college.
She doesn't talk to me.
I ruined her.
Well, because it gets better.
She'll get this.
Because she had the same parents I did.
So we're in the hospital.
And the craziest thing is I ran into a baseball bat, and I'd broken my nose.
And if I'm going to share this picture with you, because you guys at home, you'd love to see this.
I am one ugly girl.
I have hair like this.
It's frizzy from Long Island.
I'm overweight.
My mom was always 260 pounds.
I had braces most of my life.
I can't talk.
And now my nose looks like somebody smashed it with a baseball bat.