Dr. Forbes Riley

Do you know what a strippergram was?

Okay.

In fact, I just found one of my original telegrams.

So it is 19-whatever-it-is.

And they called me into their office, and I love this episode, or this concept that I created, because they knew that I was a dancer.

And I was a little bit of a chunky dancer, but I was still making it happen.

And there was one moment on a Broadway show where I had 23 seconds to change my clothes.

And, again, I'm like a little prudish.

The big guy pulling the curtains, and I said, excuse me, could you turn around?

He's like, not on your life, little lady.

That's why I got into this business.

So as a dancer, you just don't really care about the physical.

It's not sexual.

It's just clothing.

So my friends called me and said, look, we got this idea.

We're not quite sure how it's going to work.

But we've been using Rob's strippers, and they don't work.

Because you're going to go in, and you're going to punk somebody.

You're going to come in to John's office with a $20 million check on, dude, sell me an apartment right now.

And you're going to be drooling.